OMG. I fell asleep while eating..

[Mai72]

You wanna talk about being afraid. I was eating a hoagie while watching John Carpenters The Thing, and I fell asleep with food in my mouth.

I might not be here today.

 

[IronWing]

You could rent out your breath to disperse rioters.

 

[Thebobo]

It's like waking up on your kitchen floor not remembering how you got there. Good thing you didn't choke on anything.

 

[Exterous]

It's like waking up on your kitchen floor not remembering how you got there.

I hate it when that happens because it usually means I lost my pants somewhere along the way

 

[Mai72]

It's like waking up on your kitchen floor not remembering how you got there. Good thing you didn't choke on anything.

Yea. Did that ever happen to you?

 

[Thebobo]

Alcohol

 

[bhoff2]

Ha! I did this as a kid all the time. I have a picture of me asleep with potato chips in my mouth. Good times.

 

[snoopy7548]

What was on the hoagie?

 

[Rifter]

I hate it when that happens because it usually means I lost my pants somewhere along the way

I once woke up, naked except for my boxers, under a pool table, using a pink tutu as a blanket. And no memory of what happened.

I wish i was kidding...

EDIT. Obviously, alcohol was a factor.