OMG, I can't stand this cop!!!

[SSSnail]

So there I was, chasing down this cop in his cruiser eating his donuts, he must have been doing at least warp2 because it took me a full 10 minutes at ludicrous speed to catch up. Damn cops and their disregard for public safety. :|

After I caught up to him, I was flashing my lights and honking at him and everything. At first he was like "Dude, what are you doing?" and I was like "Dude, I got you on camera" and he was like "yeah, I'm gonna taze you" and I was like "Nuh'uh". Then he pulled out his shotgun, and sodomized me, at least I think it was a shotgun. Then there was some woman giving him an award, WTF is up with that?

I know this wasn't meant to be funny or witty, just adding more to the stupidity.

Anyways, the big question is, I can has cookiez?

 

[Barfo]

0/10

 

[Ns1]

-1/10

 

[waffleironhead]

Originally posted by: Ns1
-1/10

Why so generous?

 

[FDF12389]

4/10

 

[mwmorph]

It angers me that sssnail no loner uses a snail avatar. 0/10

 

[Bill Brasky]

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[Jeeebus]

Originally posted by: SSSnail

Anyways, the big question is, I can has cookiez?

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[Ns1]

Originally posted by: waffleironhead

Originally posted by: Ns1
-1/10

Why so generous?

lakers won last night, i'm feelin spiffy

or spliffy, however you want to look at it

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: mwmorph
It angers me that sssnail no loner uses a snail avatar. 0/10

Dude, I haven't used a snail avatar in years... I evolved, remember?

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: SSSnail

Originally posted by: mwmorph
It angers me that sssnail no loner uses a snail avatar. 0/10

Dude, I haven't used a snail avatar in years... I evolved, remember?

I think you skipped the trout part.

 

[evident]

you are really not funny

 

[MotF Bane]

That was terrible. -1000/10

 

[Crusty]

Fail, not like it wasn't expected in a SSSnail thread.

 

[alkemyst]

can I subscribe to this how to be cool newsletter?


buahaahahahahaah!

 

[Krazy4Real]

very lame.