I am sitting at my puter, doing simcountry, when I get someone beating on my apartment door. It's three am here, so of course I am worried by this. I open the door, and there is this guy, all bloody in the face, with a huge lump on his head standing there. He starts trying to talk to me, but I can't understand him. So he starts doing sign language, which I regret to say i never learned, and then asks me for some paper and a pen. So I get him some, and while I am he comes inside. He is staggering, so I help him sit down, and I notice that he reeks of alcohol. So he starts writing. The first thing he writes is "I like you." Great, thats sweet, so I say thank you, thats nice. Then he writes "cool!" Ok, cool. So then he grabs my arm and tries to kiss me and pull me down on his lap! So now I start freaking a little, and I tell him no, I am married, and besides, I don't know you. So he writes his name down, and then starts staggering around after me, making kissy faces and crooking his finger at me. So now i am really freaked, and I go and get my husband. So he comes down, and starts asking the guy whats up? What do you need? And the guy keeps pointing at me, and staring. So finally, my husband calls the police, and they come. Before they get there, I go outside to wait for them, and he tries to follow me out, trying to hug me!! I have never seen him before in my life, ever. So the cops took him in, and they are keeping him till he sleeps it off. And my husband pressed charges, but now I am all freaked out, even though I know he probably never even saw me before tonight. 
Ok, done ranting.
Ok, done ranting.