OMG- Got thrill of my life at Hot Topic today :D

Fritzo

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Jan 3, 2001
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I was Christmas shopping with the family, and my daughter wanted to go into Hot Topic (it's like a punk themed Gap). She was checking out the printed t-shirts, and I was looking at gadgets along the wall. At the end of the door was a doorway that led to the dressing rooms, and a mirror was visible. In the mirror was a HAWT TOPLESS CHICK TRYING ON JEANS!!!

My eyes are still popping out of my head :shocked:

Why she would take her shirt and bra off to try on jeans, I don't know, but all I have to say on this subject is THANK YOU LORD JEBUS!!!!
 

Throwmeabone

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"Punk themed Gap" is quite an understatement. Are you married? If you are, wouldn't you feel like you were cheating by staring at a topless woman?
 

frostedflakes

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Originally posted by: Throwmeabone
"Punk themed Gap" is quite an understatement. Are you married? If you are, wouldn't you feel like you were cheating by staring at a topless woman?
Is this sarcasm? You can't be serious. :confused:
 

daveymark

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Sep 15, 2003
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Originally posted by: Throwmeabone
"Punk themed Gap" is quite an understatement. Are you married? If you are, wouldn't you feel like you were cheating by staring at a topless woman?

just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
 

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
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Did you buy her the shirt that said "We need to put the "fun" back in funeral"?
 

toekramp

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Originally posted by: Throwmeabone
"Punk themed Gap" is quite an understatement. Are you married? If you are, wouldn't you feel like you were cheating by staring at a topless woman?

are you 14?
 

Kadarin

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Nov 23, 2001
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Originally posted by: toekramp
Originally posted by: Throwmeabone
"Punk themed Gap" is quite an understatement. Are you married? If you are, wouldn't you feel like you were cheating by staring at a topless woman?

are you 14?

Either that or a religious fundamentalist. Married or not, a hot topless girl is still a hot topless girl, and we're all only human.
 

waggy

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Dec 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: Throwmeabone
"Punk themed Gap" is quite an understatement. Are you married? If you are, wouldn't you feel like you were cheating by staring at a topless woman?

well thats retarded.

he is married not dead. looking at hot topless women is fine. its not like he went over and asked to help.
 

Canai

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Originally posted by: daveymark
Originally posted by: Throwmeabone
"Punk themed Gap" is quite an understatement. Are you married? If you are, wouldn't you feel like you were cheating by staring at a topless woman?

just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean you can't look at the menu

:laugh:
 

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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Originally posted by: Throwmeabone
"Punk themed Gap" is quite an understatement. Are you married? If you are, wouldn't you feel like you were cheating by staring at a topless woman?

Have you lost your mind? :confused: