omg, first time ever, and cockblocked

[gplanet]

so one of my housemates friends a (GIRL) is spending the night, empty bed is in my room, we're in separate beds and she says "come over here" and i go, and we just start frenching (mind you i have NEVER kissed a girl, i had no clue what to do, it wasn't that great but i would have kept going) and my roommate comes in to get his contacts out....then she was like "i can't do this anymore" and left!! lol, damn! first time at anything and COCKBLOCKED

oh well....heh

btw how do you kiss good? our upper teeth were rubbin and stuff

 

[Orsorum]

First off, it's "How do you kiss well?"

Just go slow, use your lips and tongue... I suppose the best advice would be to see what she's doing... when I kiss a woman, I use my lips to nibble a little bit... I dunno, I don't really have a definite method. Just go with the flow and respond to her.

For a first time, hopefully you enjoyed yourself. They do get better.

 

[gplanet]

ALL 20 sECONDs OF IT!!! DAMN ROOMMATE! omg, when my roommate said she could use his bed she said "do you mind if i $R# your roommate" and i'm like "ding!"

 

[habib89]

btw how do you kiss good? our upper teeth were rubbin and stuff

i dunno if it's a teachable thing.. less i kiss you, and that sure as hell aint' gonna happen.. i guess my only advice would be to start slow.. make sure your damn teeth don't rub together.. that's gotta be bad.. i'm sure that's one of the reasons she wanted to stop, not necessiarly the fact that your roommate came in.. anyhow.. start soft.. just try to touch lips and react to her.. if she pulls you closer, or goes harder, then you do the same.. but for christs sake, never ever rub your teeth together.. please.. for the sake of humanity

ALL 20 sECONDs OF IT!!! DAMN ROOMMATE! omg, when my roommate said she could use his bed she said "do you mind if i $R# your roommate" and i'm like "ding!"

i don't get what the $R# means

 

[TNTrulez]

Originally posted by: gplanet
ALL 20 sECONDs OF IT!!! DAMN ROOMMATE! omg, when my roommate said she could use his bed she said "do you mind if i $R# your roommate" and i'm like "ding!"

Well no shietz but how old are you and how hot is she?

 

[stev0]

yea lets see some pics of this hunnie

 

[BigPotato]

teeth rubbing is the key to happiness.

 

[MadRat]

If you have to ask then its probably wrong.

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: habib89

i don't get what the $R# means

d00d wants to get m@d s3x0rz!

 

[y2kc]

btw how do you kiss good? our upper teeth were rubbin and stuff

that's why she left pal, you're a bad kisser.

 

[ChrisIsBored]

Or she couldn't take your smell... did you take a shower?

 

[y2kc]

Or she couldn't take your smell... did you take a shower?

good point. you did brush before you got in the bed didn't you?

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: y2kc

Or she couldn't take your smell... did you take a shower?

good point. you did brush before you got in the bed didn't you?

Definitely good points. Good personal hygeine resources

 

[spp]

i don't think the term cockblocked is appropriate here... how do you knw she wanted to be stuffed?

 

[GtPrOjEcTX]

sounds like

1) Your breath stunk
2) You chipped her teeth (st00pid)
3) She wasn't enjoying it, you were not cockblocked.

 

[Desslok]

Originally posted by: GtPrOjEcTX
sounds like 1) Your breath stunk 2) You chipped her teeth (st00pid) 3) She wasn't enjoying it, you were not cockblocked.

Have to agree with this post. You were not blocked by anymeans. Another question is why are you rubbing teeth? Have you ever watch a movie where the actors kiss?

 

[ErmanC]

Sorry but I'm gonna call BS on this one. Nice dream though.

 

[Gunbuster]

I must protest, cockblocked is not a real word and sounds downright stupid.

We must not let it worm itself way into common communication.

 

[StattlichPassat]

You should mushroom stamp him for that one.

 

[Hammer]

That's not what cockblocking is.