OMG DID ANYONE WATCH CONAN LAST NIGHT?? (1/17/03)

johneetrash

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what the hell is wrong with that old lady!??!

conan: so, you're like a perverted mcguyver!

ah they just said her name.. sue johanson? very, very disturbing :Q
 

silverpig

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That's the "Sex with Sue" or "Sunday Night Sex Show" lady.

She does a TV show where people call in and tell her their sexual problems. It's really quite odd hearing some 60-ish year old lady giving advice on how to give a good blowjob, or what the best sexual toy for a gay couple is...
 

Antisocial Virge

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She has been around forever and nothing is off limits. I remember radio stations in Toronto having a 4 hour call in show on Sunday nights with her over 10 years ago.
 

TreMetal

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HAHAHA, my friend and I found a copy of some software she made.. some kind of sex knowledge software.. we bought it [it was $2] and placed it on the door of one of our friends who went sex crazed [wont go into the details, but it is bad]. It made for a quite funny time... I think the funnest part was driving home from Fry's with the box of the software.
 

hans007

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Originally posted by: TreMetal
HAHAHA, my friend and I found a copy of some software she made.. some kind of sex knowledge software.. we bought it [it was $2] and placed it on the door of one of our friends who went sex crazed [wont go into the details, but it is bad]. It made for a quite funny time... I think the funnest part was driving home from Fry's with the box of the software.

ah yes a fun drive that was. we flashed the box to people in other cars, it was a great prank. the back of the box said there were instructional videos of how to put a condom on inside on the CD. how could we not buy it for $2
 

Scarpozzi

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Originally posted by: hans007
Originally posted by: TreMetal
HAHAHA, my friend and I found a copy of some software she made.. some kind of sex knowledge software.. we bought it [it was $2] and placed it on the door of one of our friends who went sex crazed [wont go into the details, but it is bad]. It made for a quite funny time... I think the funnest part was driving home from Fry's with the box of the software.

ah yes a fun drive that was. we flashed the box to people in other cars, it was a great prank. the back of the box said there were instructional videos of how to put a condom on inside on the CD. how could we not buy it for $2
Why would anyone need to learn how to put a condom on?
 

hans007

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: hans007
Originally posted by: TreMetal
HAHAHA, my friend and I found a copy of some software she made.. some kind of sex knowledge software.. we bought it [it was $2] and placed it on the door of one of our friends who went sex crazed [wont go into the details, but it is bad]. It made for a quite funny time... I think the funnest part was driving home from Fry's with the box of the software.

ah yes a fun drive that was. we flashed the box to people in other cars, it was a great prank. the back of the box said there were instructional videos of how to put a condom on inside on the CD. how could we not buy it for $2
Why would anyone need to learn how to put a condom on?

we assumed, watching a 60 year old canadian sex expert explain condoms, would be unintentional comedy by itself.
 

hevnsnt

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man my wife came across her show on Sat the other day, we watched it and laughed our a$$e$ off.. Man 90 yr old woman holding a dild- crackes me up.
 

iamwiz82

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the problem with her is that she gives out some HORRENDOUS advice. The one show i watched, she said Ortho-Tricyclin is 100% effective with no chance of an oops if it is taken regularly.
 

Spooner

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Originally posted by: iamwiz82
the problem with her is that she gives out some HORRENDOUS advice. The one show i watched, she said Ortho-Tricyclin is 100% effective with no chance of an oops if it is taken regularly.
technically, it's kind of true.

Most brands of birth control pills are 100% effective when taken with extreme regularity. It only becomes less than that when you mess up the cycle.
 

iamwiz82

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Originally posted by: Spooner
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
the problem with her is that she gives out some HORRENDOUS advice. The one show i watched, she said Ortho-Tricyclin is 100% effective with no chance of an oops if it is taken regularly.
technically, it's kind of true.

Most brands of birth control pills are 100% effective when taken with extreme regularity. It only becomes less than that when you mess up the cycle.

it is not 100% effective even when taken regularly. Nothing is 100% effective except abstinence.
 

KeyserSoze

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Originally posted by: silverpig
That's the "Sex with Sue" or "Sunday Night Sex Show" lady.

She does a TV show where people call in and tell her their sexual problems. It's really quite odd hearing some 60-ish year old lady giving advice on how to give a good blowjob, or what the best sexual toy for a gay couple is...



Exactly. She's an old lady, and it's weird to see that.

I would LOVE to write down one question she had that I saw recently, and what her answer was....but I dont' want a vacation. :D


She's cool though. In the freaky kind of way, she's cool.






KeyserSoze