OMFG this made me rofl ;) At THG no less...no, it isn't an intel review :D A snippet:

dug777

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http://www.tgdaily.com/2006/04/01/newegg_to_buy_dell/


:laugh:

some random snips
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'This publication immediately contacted NewEgg and spoke with the operator at its regional headquarters in Paramaribo, Suriname.

The language barrier was, at first, an issue, but once we decided to ignore the complications of trying to understand what was being said
, we were able to get the following quotes from NewEgg's spokeswoman in Suriname:'


The toilet on the third floor in accountancy is blocked and I can't get maintenance to fix it, but I don't see why it is my job to sort it out. I have to go help my sister at six tonight, and that means I have to catch the five fifteen bus downtown. I have to go, really."


LMFAO

Post acquisition, NewEgg/Dell will be called KaChing Booyah. We will bring you more news on this acquisition as it breaks.

That last line cracked me up the most tho :eek:
 

UNCjigga

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In further news, one notorious, lovelorn online hack has offered to tour Dell's facilities, write an article about it, and to offer his services to China in formulating a strategy that will make it almost impossible for anyone from Tom's Hardware to ever have access to any hardware from anywhere at any time. China is giving his suggestions serious thought.
Was that just a stab at Anand?
 

dug777

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Originally posted by: UNCjigga
In further news, one notorious, lovelorn online hack has offered to tour Dell's facilities, write an article about it, and to offer his services to China in formulating a strategy that will make it almost impossible for anyone from Tom's Hardware to ever have access to any hardware from anywhere at any time. China is giving his suggestions serious thought.
Was that just a stab at Anand?

ya rly ;)
 

Tu13erhead

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I swear, Dug, you have the longest damn topic titles and summaries of anyone on here.

And also the most confusing threads too.

:confused::p
 

skace

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Dugs topic titles are 1000000x better than those people that say stuff like "I've got a question about......." and then finish it in the damn post body. That's so annoying.