OMFG Stupid ass call center flunkie RETARD!! HURRRR!!

[amnesiac]

So I'm calling a major life insurance company to request a modified quote for an annuity for my client.

I just dealt with a guy named David, and I'd like to deal with him again because he's familiar with the illustration and I won't have to resupply all the information. I get some dullard waste of flesh named Alan instead.

Me: Can I speak to David?
Alan: I can help you.
Me: No, really, I want to speak to David.
Alan: I can help you.
Me: Fine, I just ran a quote on Mr. X and I want to see what the payout would be if we deferred the annuity to age 72 as opposed to 68.
Alan: Let me see.

**2 minutes of silence**

Alan: My software won't let me do that. I don't understand your question.
Me: My quote right now says payments start at age 68. I want to start at 72.
Alan: I don't understand.
Me: The current annuity starts "annuitizing" at age 68. How would it change if he waited 5 more years? It's called "deferring."

(keep in mind that this guy is IN THE ANNUITY SALES DEPARTMENT.)

Alan: I still don't understand your question. Are you saying you want to defer the annuity to age 72 from 68?
Me: YES!
Alan: Oh.

**2 more minutes of silence**

Alan: I'm still having trouble with your question. Please hold.

**3 more minutes and I'm still on hold**


WHAT IN GOD'S GREEN EARTH IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN??!?

I'm basically asking for the financial equivalent of a super size happy meal. It should not take any significant brain power to change ONE GODDAMN NUMBER on the quote.

 

[Nohr]

You can supersize happy meals? Sweet!

 

[iamme]

get his name and report his dumb ass.

 

[LordMaul]

HURR!

 

[Hammer]

dude you're interrupting his web browsing and im'ing. chill!

 

[TheShiz]

hang up, call again and maybe you'll get david, if not, ask for david.

 

[amnesiac]

OMG.
The motard didn't even put my client's name on the freaking illustration.

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: TheShiz
hang up, call again and maybe you'll get david, if not, ask for david.

Dave's not here, man

 

[isaacmacdonald]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
HURR!

what is a "hurrr"? It reads like some kind of french noise with a rolling rrrrr.

call people are usually retarded. reporting one won't make any difference. I do hate it when people refuse to transfer you though.

 

[amnesiac]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY

He ran the WRONG FREAKING QUOTE to boot (non-qualified) and forgot the last 4 pages!!! MO-RON!! DUHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[notfred]

Yeah, say "you suck, and already wasted 15 minutes of my time, can I talk to David now?"

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: TheShiz
hang up, call again and maybe you'll get david, if not, ask for david.

Dave's not here, man

You are old.

 

[codeyf]

Originally posted by: Nohr
You can supersize happy meals? Sweet!

 

[Mallow]

lol, did you state to him that him assuming he could help you was obviously wrong?

 

[Ameesh]

throw acid in his face!

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: kranky

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: TheShiz
hang up, call again and maybe you'll get david, if not, ask for david.

Dave's not here, man

You are old.

I'm not, but my name is David and I work with old people so I have to know what that means. Old hippies can really annoy the fvck out of me sometimes. They do run out to Ben & Jerry's occasionally though so that makes up for it.

 

[LemonHead]

E-mail him a link to this thread.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: Ameesh
throw acid in his face!