Hey, Ernie from
www.ehowa.com is offering some money too.. check this out.
Sum payable upon receipt of head. Breakdown of bounty is as follows:
$15,000.00 -- for his terrorist actions
$ 6,000.00 -- just because he is an asshole
$ 6.00 -- to buy yourself a nice cold six pack of Sam Adams Boston Lager
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$23,006.00
I intend on eating his eyes and then drilling out his head with a power
drill and using his brain pan to store leftover bacon grease.
As additional incentives, if his face is still wearing the same look of
fear as when you killed him, I will award the additional prizes of one 1995
Dodge Ram 1500 4x4 pickup truck (maroon with silver trim, 138000 miles,
automatic trans, 360 cubic inches of ass kicking American big block V-8,
power everything, Flowmaster exaust that'll make your fscking ears bleed
when the windows are down, 9-12mpg fuel economy, runs like a fscking bear).
Those of you who know me, know I love that truck more than I love myself. I
will deliver it to your door, washed, waxed and with a full tank of gas.
Needs rear brakes.
http://www.ehowa.com/indexpics/gaspig.jpg
Best of luck, and nice doing business with you.
Ernie
Visit his page...
Paul