omfg i need a wingman so bad right now

[zanejohnson]

two hot chicks wanna hang out and here i am stuck without a wingman!

ruins me whole night!

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

You need more penis around to hang out with femanons? Screw the wingman, just head on over and try to gain access to human vagina.

 

[SSSnail]

What, you're not game to do them both?

 

[TallBill]

Yeah, why would you need another guy?

 

[Miramonti]

Craigslist.

 

[zanejohnson]

What, you're not game to do them both?

well me and one of them are kinda "talkin" so nah, i can't go at em both...

would if i could....

 

[zanejohnson]

Yeah, why would you need another guy?

so her friend doesnt feel left out...

they wanna get drunk and all that at her house...

one of my friends even kinda blew me off, his fuckin loss, her friend looks good...

 

[HardcoreRobot]

good thing you are married with children

 

[zanejohnson]

good thing you are married with children

nah, im single now...

 

[SSSnail]

good thing you are married with children

Hey, can I go back and edit out my other post to include "Now posting in a ZJ thread" and "This space for rent, first page!"?

 

[zanejohnson]

Hey, can I go back and edit out my other post to include "Now posting in a ZJ thread" and "This space for rent, first page!"?

nah but i could start another thread and you could be the first to reply

just tryin to help a brotha out ya know...

or you could just come be my wingman!

 

[S Freud]

Do you need a wingman to tell you to stop posting on ATOT? You claim to be with "two hot chicks" and yet you run to ATOT to tell them about it? Fail.

 

[sandorski]

3's Company, 4's a Crowd. Someone is bound to get confused and just start pounding random holes.

 

[zerocool84]

Do you need a wingman to tell you to stop posting on ATOT? You claim to be with "two hot chicks" and yet you run to ATOT to tell them about it? Fail.

this

 

[AlienCraft]

Took this long for :camera;'s.
Unwritten Rules and all that....

No freaking emoticons, just picture the camera there.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Two chicks and you want to add a dude? I think you might be gay.

 

[pray4mojo]

posting in a janezohnson thread

 

[Exterous]

Just suck it up an pay for both hookers

 

[Red Dawn]

two hot chicks wanna hang out and here i am stuck without a wingman!

ruins me whole night!

Rohypnol is a hell of a drug, next time try it on yourself.

 

[chalmers]

Seriously you are the coolest dude I have ever seen. I sincerely wish we were friends.

 

[nerp]

Call up Techboy. He's awesome with the ladies.

 

[Red Dawn]

Seriously you are the coolest dude I have ever seen. I sincerely wish we were friends.

Hang out at the Bus Station, you'll meet someone just like him there.

 

[minendo]

How many times do you have to be told that the two hot chicks in your cell are not chicks? Just get in the middle and take it like the bitch that you are.

 

[moshquerade]

i bet blue balls

 

[dmcowen674]

two hot chicks wanna hang out and here i am stuck without a wingman!

ruins me whole night!

You can't handle both?

Sounds like you need Viagara, not a wingman