OMFG.....I Hate spiders!

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Buttzilla

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Originally posted by: OpalFrost98GT
BIG MOFO

NOT ANYMORE!

what did you hit it w? where are all the legs and gus and stuff...just looksl ike oatmeal splashed on the wall.

man...i hate spiders as much as the next person but i can't stop looking at them!
 

CClyph

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Originally posted by: Crappopotamus
ewww god. damn. im so scared of spiders. im pretty much decided im going to live in canada/northern us, just so i wont have to deal with that kind of stuff. i would scream like a girl. id call my gf at work or something :D

*shudder* so much... guts...

how do you kill those things if they get in your house? not a kleenex like we use here thats for sure... i can imagine the... struggling. gahhhh.

LOL, I'd do the same thing. Run around a little, scream and whimper in front of the gf, hide behind her, then ask her to kill it. I don't even like the feeling of smashing them with a kleenex because it still feels like I'm touching them and gives me chills. *shudder*
 

shiner

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Damn spiders!! I obliterated one just like the one in the pic earlier this evening. MFer was building a web across some brickwork on my back porch. Now he/she is in spider hell.

I see you also drive a silver Durango.....what model is it? Mine's a 2000. I think we should contact Dodge about making it the official vehicle for people that hate spiders.
 

IEatChildren

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Originally posted by: Crappopotamus
ewww god. damn. im so scared of spiders. im pretty much decided im going to live in canada/northern us, just so i wont have to deal with that kind of stuff. i would scream like a girl. id call my gf at work or something :D

*shudder* so much... guts...

how do you kill those things if they get in your house? not a kleenex like we use here thats for sure... i can imagine the... struggling. gahhhh.

Are you saying there are no spiders in Canada?
 

NikPreviousAcct

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I have to ask something...

What's with the significant lack of body parts? Exoskeleton pieces like abdomen/thorax? Legs???? Maybe you just scared it away and then threw some mud at the wall?
 

tboo

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is glad that england has quite small spiders on average

Last year didnt some phone workers in England find a new aggressive species in a tunnel under a castle?
 

Renob

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OpalFrost98GT = A$$

You suck, than was a very cool spider.

I hope some big dude stomps you.


Also I hope a Brown Recluse bites you on the face while you sleep. Can you say Carma.
 

Crappopotamus

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Originally posted by: IEatChildren
Originally posted by: Crappopotamus
ewww god. damn. im so scared of spiders. im pretty much decided im going to live in canada/northern us, just so i wont have to deal with that kind of stuff. i would scream like a girl. id call my gf at work or something :D

*shudder* so much... guts...

how do you kill those things if they get in your house? not a kleenex like we use here thats for sure... i can imagine the... struggling. gahhhh.

Are you saying there are no spiders in Canada?

well ive personally never seen any spider that huge. if i did i would crap my pants.
 

noproblems

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Be VERY, VERY CAREFUL when you kill a spider.
When I was a kid, I saw an episode of "Night Gallery" (A show that was on during the 60's in which Rod Serling was the host. The show was like a combination of "The Twilight Zone" and 60 Minutes) in which this gal kills a spider, only to find out that the spider keeps coming back to life.:confused: And, every time it comes back, it's bigger than it was the last time she killed it. :( The episode ends in her untimely demise, as the spider eventually comes back large enough to kill and eat her. :D
 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: Renob
OpalFrost98GT = A$$

You suck, than was a very cool spider.

I hope some big dude stomps you.


Also I hope a Brown Recluse bites you on the face while you sleep. Can you say Carma.

Ummm......I can understand someone whose sentiment is along the lines of "you shouldn't have killed the spider, it wasn't harming you."

But. "You should suffer a horrible death for killing a spider"

THAT is sick, if you ask me.
 
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I never try to kill things intentionally. I'll even escort a stray ant or spider outside.

The only creatures I have to go after are Black Widow spiders. Since they are aggressive and their venom can harm a child, I go after them. They are VERY aggressive. Not to be messed with!
 

Walleye

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Originally posted by: TheeeChosenOne
I never try to kill things intentionally. I'll even escort a stray ant or spider outside.

The only creatures I have to go after are Black Widow spiders. Since they are aggressive and their venom can harm a child, I go after them. They are VERY aggressive. Not to be messed with!

actually, black widow's are very unagressive.

their venom can kill a child, yes, but they arent aggressive at all. in fact, they're more afraid of you than you of it.
 

Renob

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But. "You should suffer a horrible death for killing a spider"


Who said any thing about death?? read the post again.
 

OpalFrost98GT

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Well, well, well... There sure are alot of anti-spider killing people here! I personally dont give a Fvck about that big mofo! He was on MY House in MY FRONT DOOR JAMB... and now....well he is still there but in a different form:) I killed that Fvcker because I was afraid he would get into my house.......BTW it was MURDERED with an old straw broom. Now.... I have a newborn baby that wouldnt appreciate having a Humongous Spider crawling on him in his sleep and a cat that would probably have a heart attack trying to get away from that thing! Heck, I almost sh!t when I opened the door and saw that bastid. I apologize if I traumatized any people by posting the after pics. BTW...He did come to get me last night..couldn't get that fvcker out of my mind before bed!

 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: Renob
But. "You should suffer a horrible death for killing a spider"


Who said any thing about death?? read the post again.

I think that being stomped by a giant is pretty sure to kill. As for a brown recluce to the face...I realize that the Brown recluse necrotizes tissue, depending on the severity of the bite and the specific location, it might not be fatal, but come on, how long will you survive with no face, or a skull face, like Skeletor?