OMFG... I came thiiiiiiiiiis close to a parking ticket...

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Broohaha

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So I wanted to get my Burger King fix. I parked in a "loading zone." It said "30 minutes maximum." So I figured, it won't take me more than thirty minutes to eat, right? Right. So I put my blinkers on (driving a 93 Toyota Tercel 2 door, btw) and park.

So I go and get my grub on and when I get back I see a meter maid outside my car :Q I see him writing on his pad and I fear the worst. But luckily, he sticks the ticket on the truck a couple cars up ahead. I see him slowly approaching my car. I realize that he's about to give me a ticket so I literally dash to my car and get in. As I get in he's yelling something at me but I ignore him and get the hell out of there.

He was about to write me a ticket but I got off scott free! Yay for breaking da law...
 
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Gyrene

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OMG!! Not a parking ticket, that's the worst thing in the entire world!
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Originally posted by: Broohaha
So I wanted to get my Burger King fix. I parked in a "loading zone." It said "30 minutes maximum." So I figured, it won't take me more than thirty minutes to eat, right? Right. So I put my blinkers on (driving a 93 Toyota Tercel 2 door, btw) and park.

So I go and get my grub on and when I get back I see a meter maid outside my car :Q I see him writing on his pad and I fear the worst. But luckily, he sticks the ticket on the truck a couple cars up ahead. I see him slowly approaching my car. I realize that he's about to give me a ticket so I literally dash to my car and get in. As I get in he's yelling something at me but I ignore him and get the hell out of there.

He was about to write me a ticket but I got off scott free! Yay for breaking da law...
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Probably wrote down your license plate and you'll get a fine in the mail and possibly charges for evading and alluding a police officer.

Hopefully you'll still think it's cool then.
 
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Broohaha

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Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: Broohaha So I wanted to get my Burger King fix. I parked in a "loading zone." It said "30 minutes maximum." So I figured, it won't take me more than thirty minutes to eat, right? Right. So I put my blinkers on (driving a 93 Toyota Tercel 2 door, btw) and park. So I go and get my grub on and when I get back I see a meter maid outside my car :Q I see him writing on his pad and I fear the worst. But luckily, he sticks the ticket on the truck a couple cars up ahead. I see him slowly approaching my car. I realize that he's about to give me a ticket so I literally dash to my car and get in. As I get in he's yelling something at me but I ignore him and get the hell out of there. He was about to write me a ticket but I got off scott free! Yay for breaking da law...
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Probably wrote down your license plate and you'll get a fine in the mail and possibly charges for evading and alluding a police officer. Hopefully you'll still think it's cool then.
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hes a meter maid, not a police officer, moron. and i know for a fact he didnt have the time to get my plate #

 
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Gyrene

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Originally posted by: Broohaha
Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: Broohaha So I wanted to get my Burger King fix. I parked in a "loading zone." It said "30 minutes maximum." So I figured, it won't take me more than thirty minutes to eat, right? Right. So I put my blinkers on (driving a 93 Toyota Tercel 2 door, btw) and park. So I go and get my grub on and when I get back I see a meter maid outside my car :Q I see him writing on his pad and I fear the worst. But luckily, he sticks the ticket on the truck a couple cars up ahead. I see him slowly approaching my car. I realize that he's about to give me a ticket so I literally dash to my car and get in. As I get in he's yelling something at me but I ignore him and get the hell out of there. He was about to write me a ticket but I got off scott free! Yay for breaking da law...
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Probably wrote down your license plate and you'll get a fine in the mail and possibly charges for evading and alluding a police officer. Hopefully you'll still think it's cool then.
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hes a meter maid, not a police officer, moron. and i know for a fact he didnt have the time to get my plate #
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It takes about 1 second, maybe less, for someone to catch your plate. He had a pen and paper, so he could write it down immediately after that. There's no way you can be sure that he didn't get your plate.
 
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Broohaha

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Originally posted by: dtyn
Originally posted by: Broohaha
Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: Broohaha So I wanted to get my Burger King fix. I parked in a "loading zone." It said "30 minutes maximum." So I figured, it won't take me more than thirty minutes to eat, right? Right. So I put my blinkers on (driving a 93 Toyota Tercel 2 door, btw) and park. So I go and get my grub on and when I get back I see a meter maid outside my car :Q I see him writing on his pad and I fear the worst. But luckily, he sticks the ticket on the truck a couple cars up ahead. I see him slowly approaching my car. I realize that he's about to give me a ticket so I literally dash to my car and get in. As I get in he's yelling something at me but I ignore him and get the hell out of there. He was about to write me a ticket but I got off scott free! Yay for breaking da law...
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Probably wrote down your license plate and you'll get a fine in the mail and possibly charges for evading and alluding a police officer. Hopefully you'll still think it's cool then.
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hes a meter maid, not a police officer, moron. and i know for a fact he didnt have the time to get my plate #
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It takes about 1 second, maybe less, for someone to catch your plate. He had a pen and paper, so he could write it down immediately after that. There's no way you can be sure that he didn't get your plate.
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dude, i didnt run a red light or commit a hit and run. that's the only situation where a hawk-eyed cop would bother taking down someone's license plate #. believe me, this guy didnt look like the sharpest knife in the drawer and i dont think its within his purview to eye my license plate and then gimme a ticket after the fact. that's simply not within a meter maid's jurisdiction. they're only legally allowed to stick a ticket on a vehicle that's sitting in a spot.

take another example. if i had gotten there just as my meter hit zero and he was preparing to stick a ticket on my windshield, the fact that i pulled out before he had the chance to put the ticket on my car means i dont get the ticket, right? right.

whatever. you guys can fret over this issue for me because i'm not remotely worried about getting a parking ticket.
 
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NogginBoink

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It always fascinates me that people think that somehow the act of turning on one's blinker light exempts one from parking regulations.
 
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Broohaha

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Originally posted by: NogginBoink
It always fascinates me that people think that somehow the act of turning on one's blinker light exempts one from parking regulations.
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hehe :D

i know it doesnt exempt me. i just thought it would be a more convincing way to make the meter maid think i was truly "loading"
 
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Originally posted by: Broohaha
Originally posted by: dtyn
Originally posted by: Broohaha
Originally posted by: LikeLinus
Originally posted by: Broohaha So I wanted to get my Burger King fix. I parked in a "loading zone." It said "30 minutes maximum." So I figured, it won't take me more than thirty minutes to eat, right? Right. So I put my blinkers on (driving a 93 Toyota Tercel 2 door, btw) and park. So I go and get my grub on and when I get back I see a meter maid outside my car :Q I see him writing on his pad and I fear the worst. But luckily, he sticks the ticket on the truck a couple cars up ahead. I see him slowly approaching my car. I realize that he's about to give me a ticket so I literally dash to my car and get in. As I get in he's yelling something at me but I ignore him and get the hell out of there. He was about to write me a ticket but I got off scott free! Yay for breaking da law...
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Probably wrote down your license plate and you'll get a fine in the mail and possibly charges for evading and alluding a police officer. Hopefully you'll still think it's cool then.
Click to expand...
hes a meter maid, not a police officer, moron. and i know for a fact he didnt have the time to get my plate #
Click to expand...
It takes about 1 second, maybe less, for someone to catch your plate. He had a pen and paper, so he could write it down immediately after that. There's no way you can be sure that he didn't get your plate.
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dude, i didnt run a red light or commit a hit and run. that's the only situation where a hawk-eyed cop would bother taking down someone's license plate #. believe me, this guy didnt look like the sharpest knife in the drawer and i dont think its within his purview to eye my license plate and then gimme a ticket after the fact. that's simply not within a meter maid's jurisdiction. they're only legally allowed to stick a ticket on a vehicle that's sitting in a spot.

take another example. if i had gotten there just as my meter hit zero and he was preparing to stick a ticket on my windshield, the fact that i pulled out before he had the chance to put the ticket on my car means i dont get the ticket, right? right.

whatever. you guys can fret over this issue for me because i'm not remotely worried about getting a parking ticket.
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the fact that you made a post about it shows that are worried about it. You tell your story and try to get some people on your side so that you will feel better about this situation thinking that if others feel the same way, then you are in the clear.
 
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MangoTBG

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Wrong forum, I believe. This belongs in the HOT DEALS forum!!!!!


This one's "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT: Don't pay for ticket! YMMV"
 
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You're prolly get a fine plus extras for evading. You're dumb for doing something that inanely st*pid.
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Seriously, do you know how hard it's to get a job with a parking ticket on your permanent record? Ek.
 
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SammyBoy

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wow, how lame of you to share! Thank you!

You coulda asked them about it. First say, the sign says 30 minute parking, I was here for less than 30 minutes. If he says "loading zone" means for trucks to load and unload (which anyone with half a brain would know), just say your sorry and you didnt understand and the 30 minute parking confused you. 96% chance they'll say don't do it again.

Also your penis is WAY too small to get in your car and drive away from a cop about to give you a ticket. You can take the ticket and throw it to the ground, spit in it's direction, whatever you wanna do but you didn't just drive away if he was infact about to ticket your car.

Also if you werent such a small dicked pussy you woulda yelled when he was ticketing the car 2 cars infront of you, or waddled your fat ass to him quicker.

Also the only person I can think of at this moment that couldnt get the plate # off a car driving directly away from them, or in the amount of time it takes someone to get into their car, start it and shift to 1st, would be none other than YOU. STUPID RETARD STUPID ASS
 
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