OMFG ANOTHER SPIDER?! I WAS LAYING DOWN IN BED....

[DanTMWTMP]

and then i look up, and i see a spider come down on me w/ its string attached to its arse..WTF!!!! ASKDFJASDJFASKLFJASDKFJAW#LKRJASDF


i went "WTF!!"...



and then i yelled out to my roommate, "hurry, bring a tissue!"...he went "oh shit!...hm.wait wat's wrong?...wat?"......then i said "SPIDER!".....he said "OH SHIT!"....he went to restroom, got a wad of tissue....ran back, only to hurt himself...threw the tissue at me..(why throw tissue at me!!! it won't go!...)..of couse i had to dash for it..turn around..SPIDER DISAPEARED!!! AND I'M SLEEPY! ...where it go!? wat to do!!! spider somewhere on bed but where?!!..



this happened about 10 minutes ago...



sigh

 

[notfred]

You're a huge pussy.

 

[Eli]

I'm sure you'll live.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: notfred
You're a huge pussy.

 

[DogFromDuckhunt]

Life's a bitch and then you die.

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: notfred
You're a huge pussy.

Yeah, good grief.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Spiders often come in pairs, so you may just have seen the much smaller male. The female (several times as big) will hide until you sleep, and then crawl over you.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Spiders often come in pairs, so you may just have seen the much smaller male. The female (several times as big) will hide until you sleep, and then crawl over you.

And lay eggs in his dick.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Spiders often come in pairs, so you may just have seen the much smaller male. The female (several times as big) will hide until you sleep, and then crawl over you.

They crawl into the bed with you and bite you. I've read that they're attracted to warm, moist breath, and that the average person will eat a number of spiders in their lifetime for that reason.

 

[dartworth]

dude...what if it crawls in your ear...eewwwww

 

[Kadarin]

...and don't forget to look for those little nests they make.. Ever break one of those egg sacs and get baby spiders everywhere?

 

[onza]

ya then they crawl up your butt.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: notfred
You're a huge pussy.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Spiders often come in pairs, so you may just have seen the much smaller male. The female (several times as big) will hide until you sleep, and then crawl over you.

They crawl into the bed with you and bite you. I've read that they're attracted to warm, moist breath, and that the average person will eat a number of spiders in their lifetime for that reason.

:Q

looks like i'll hit the futon tonight...

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Spiders often come in pairs, so you may just have seen the much smaller male. The female (several times as big) will hide until you sleep, and then crawl over you.

They crawl into the bed with you and bite you. I've read that they're attracted to warm, moist breath, and that the average person will eat a number of spiders in their lifetime for that reason.

:Q

looks like i'll hit the futon tonight...

Don't worry, the spiders you eat are mostly the smaller ones.

 

[Snapster]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Spiders often come in pairs, so you may just have seen the much smaller male. The female (several times as big) will hide until you sleep, and then crawl over you.

They crawl into the bed with you and bite you. I've read that they're attracted to warm, moist breath, and that the average person will eat a number of spiders in their lifetime for that reason.

:Q

looks like i'll hit the futon tonight...

Lower down to the floor, good idea...........that'll keep the spiders from getting at you

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: Snapster

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Spiders often come in pairs, so you may just have seen the much smaller male. The female (several times as big) will hide until you sleep, and then crawl over you.

They crawl into the bed with you and bite you. I've read that they're attracted to warm, moist breath, and that the average person will eat a number of spiders in their lifetime for that reason.

:Q

looks like i'll hit the futon tonight...

Lower down to the floor, good idea...........that'll keep the spiders from getting at you

mmm..it's more like a couch kinda thing..it's not that low, it has quite a bit of clearance actually..hehe....it's about the same height as my bed.....just that it's not as comfy

 

[SilentZero]

LOL Your worried about spiders??? Consider yourself fortunate you don't have to worry about red centipedes!!! There are almost as many of them here in hawaii as there are geckos. They bite at the first chance they get and whatever they bite swells up and hurts for a week. LOL Everynight I check my bed for these damn things.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

P.S. This was my wallpaper for a few weeks.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
P.S. This was my wallpaper for a few weeks.

roflmao....skycladiuhm's sole purpose is to torment me...

 

[KingNothing]

Do you have the ability, at all, to string words together without using several ellipses to do so?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
...and don't forget to look for those little nests they make.. Ever break one of those egg sacs and get baby spiders everywhere?

Yeah, I know, those guys suck! They go everywhere, and you can never be sure you've gotten rid of them all.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
P.S. This was my wallpaper for a few weeks.

roflmao....skycladiuhm's sole purpose is to torment me...

Try it, after having that critter for weeks in a row as background it didn't really scare me anymore

 

[Hubris]

Originally posted by: notfred
You're a huge pussy.

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: notfred
You're a huge pussy.