OMFG.... a friend's story...

[Broohaha]

My friend: OH LISTEN
My friend: my roommate was on the subway yesterday
My friend: and this homeless man
My friend: defecated in the car
My friend: like on the seat
Me: omfg
My friend: i know
My friend: and then he sat in it
My friend: and fell asleep
Me: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
My friend: i know
My friend: she said it smelled so bad
Me: you have to me making this up
My friend: no i SWEAR
Me: like he intentionally did it?
Me: he dropped trow and went #2?
My friend: yes
My friend: he was homeless
Me: JFC
My friend: my roommate was so traumatized
My friend: and he peed
My friend: and the pee rolled down the subway car
My friend: so everyone lifted up their feet
My friend: and were screaming
Me: aaaaaaaaaaah
Me: what ended up happening?
My friend: well
My friend: she got off at the next stop
My friend: and waited for the next train

yowza!

 

[00Jones]

ok, the way you have it setup sucks so....cliff notes

 

[Peter D]

:Q

 

[Ameesh]

Where was this?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: 00Jones
ok, the way you have it setup sucks so....cliff notes

Homeless guy does #2 on subway train, then #1s down the aisle

- M4H

 

[crab]

That was killer.

 

[Kadarin]

The decline of Western Civilization, Part II.

 

[GroundZero]

sounds like someone lives in ny

 

[eshtog]

they should never make crack legal

 

[MartyMcFly3]

One man's sh!t is another man's gourmet dinner.....

 

[oniq]

Originally posted by: ShotgunEd
they should never make crack legal

But if they did, the idiots would be long gone.

 

[Corporate Thug]

Originally posted by: Vegetto
:Q

 

[DaWhim]

maybe chicago? but I guess ny!

 

[Broohaha]

ding ding ding. it was ny.

 

[bootymac]

what colour was it?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Broohaha
ding ding ding. it was ny.

Where else....

 

[Ionizer86]

Time to start marketing...diapers for adults?

 

[her209]

He should invest in diapers.

 

[SoylentGreen]

Pics?

Seriously.

On park avenue you have a guy picking bottles out of a trash can. The money he makes doing so in a year a person traipses into a store and buys an outfit.

Sick world.

 

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: Vegetto
:Q

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: Vegetto
:Q

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Vegetto
:Q

 

[Pastfinder]

ewwwwwww