Olympic athletes have got it going on

AstroManLuca

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An interesting read. Can't say I'm surprised. Everything is free and you're surrounded by thousands of beautiful, extremely fit people from other countries. Most of the athletes are eliminated in the first preliminary round of whatever sport they're competing in, so for the rest of the two weeks they've got nothing to do except party. :D
 

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Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Some of the indoor volleyball girls are huge man-like monstrosities. Some are cute, though.

Yes. Some are Alf, some have amazing asses.

Some are pretty Alf-ish but only have a nice ass.

There's a lot of Alf is what I'm saying.
 

mugs

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I think a lot of them go to the African athletes who bring them home
 

Auric

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Originally posted by: dNor
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Some of the indoor volleyball girls are huge man-like monstrosities. Some are cute, though.

Yes. Some are Alf, some have amazing asses.

Some are pretty Alf-ish but only have a nice ass.

There's a lot of Alf is what I'm saying.

Should get along well with the locals then since they both enjoy "fragrant meat".
 

Ns1

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Rest assured that none are being used for any of the chinese athletes (except for mebbe that synchronized diving chick)
 
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Originally posted by: Ns1
Rest assured that none are being used for any of the chinese athletes (except for mebbe that synchronized diving chick)

i dunno about you, but i'd be all over the chick handing out the medals to phelps 4x100 relay victory.

and the ones leading holding the nation signs during the opening ceremony were hot too.
 

Ns1

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Originally posted by: BlahBlahYouToo
Originally posted by: Ns1
Rest assured that none are being used for any of the chinese athletes (except for mebbe that synchronized diving chick)

i dunno about you, but i'd be all over the chick handing out the medals to phelps 4x100 relay victory.

and the ones leading holding the nation signs during the opening ceremony were hot too.

last time I checked holding a sign and handing out medals does not qualify you as an athlete lol

some of those chinese volleyball players are fucking beastly


and that chinese gymnastic team looks 12.
 

olds

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Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Maybe uhohs will go over there and try to get with some of the 10 - year-old gymnasts. :Q
Fixed

 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Maybe uhohs will go over there and try to get with some of the 10 - year-old gymnasts. :Q
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I swear the Chinese government said she was 16.....

The swimmers and some of the volleyball players look very hittable.
 

spidey07

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When you think about it all this competition is like one big lead up to a giant mating fest.

It literally turns everybody on.
 

Row1and

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Originally posted by: mugs
I think a lot of them go to the African athletes who bring them home

..Yeah and sell them on the streets like crack cocaine to help reduce the spread of aids in their respective countries... W/E

BTW all what I said was sarcasm. Your comment, tho' funny, is very ignorant!
 

mugs

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Originally posted by: Row1and
Originally posted by: mugs
I think a lot of them go to the African athletes who bring them home

..Yeah and sell them on the streets like crack cocaine to help reduce the spread of aids in their respective countries... W/E

BTW all what I said was sarcasm. Your comment, tho' funny, is very ignorant!

:confused: Last summer Olympics there were articles about the condom shortages, and it was attributed to hoarding mostly by African athletes. Google around.
 

AstroManLuca

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Originally posted by: gersson
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Read that they ran out of condoms at the Athens games.

And that the Cubans were the first to run out! :laugh:

huh?

They handed out a bunch of condoms to each country's delegation, I guess, based on the number of athletes they had. The first one to come back and request more was Cuba.