old Viagra joke...

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Aug 21, 2002
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A man goes to a nursing home to see his father. It's just after dinner and his father is just getting settled back in his room. He asks his dad how he's doing, if the food is good, if he likes the nurses, if he's sleeping ok. His father tells him the food is great, the nurses are very kind, and he sleeps great after taking his heart medication and Viagra. Stunned, the man doesn't say anything to his father. As he leaves, he stops by the nurses station and says "My father says you're giving him Viagra, I don't think you should be promoting that type of behavior here, he's 80 years old and has a heart condition!" The nurse behind the desk says, "Relax sir, it's not what you think... the Viagra is to keep him from rolling out of bed."