Old farts, stand up and be counted.

Greenman

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Just curious as to how many old farts are around here. Fifty is the cut off, anything under that doesn't make the grade. Bonus points are awarded for cranky old farts. And yes, I'm a cranky old fart.
 

D1gger

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16 months short of your cut-off ... but plenty grumpy so maybe I qualify on combined points?
 

pyonir

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as far as old cranky bastids go, oldsmoboat is like the King of all you old farts.

So i will accept his award on his behalf, until he finds this thread, and bans me.
 

FlashG

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Now what the hell do you want? Going to be 62 this March. Planning on geting in the Social Security action before the dems steal it all. ;)
 

BoomerD

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Grumpy AND old...I meet the qualifications...and I fart! In fact, for my birthday, my wife, my grandkids and my daughter ALL bought me cards that reference "Farts."...bunch of smart-assed kids...well, except for the wife...she's a smart-ass old fart like me.
 

Greenman

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Originally posted by: D1gger
16 months short of your cut-off ... but plenty grumpy so maybe I qualify on combined points?

I'll give you this one, just remember to yell at a little kid this weekend.
 

Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
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Stand up and be counted??

Get off of my lawn!
 

runzwithsizorz

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Fifty+?, got that covered. Anandtect used a pic of me to create my avatar.
Farts?, pull my finger, grandma sure can cook, can't she?
But cranky? no, not me, I'm a real cupcake, now get off my darn lawn you punk kids!!

maybe you won't believe this, but my name is;---- Granny Goose.