Old dudes leaning against the urinals... *PICS*

edro

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CASE IN POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yeah, that's me... :D)

WTF is up with older dudes taking a piss at a urinal, and laying his arm againt the wall above the urinal, and leaning against it, then letting out a moan of relief?

Do ya really need to lean against the wall? Why would you touch the wall of a public restroom, with your entire arm?

Do you guys have ANY idea what I am talking about, or do I have to draw a picture?

I just don't get it.
 

DurocShark

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They usually make moaning noises, and shake for like 20 minutes too...
rolleye.gif

 

Maverick

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the only thing I ever hear are the grunts in the stalls when a guy is dropping a massive load.
 

thebestMAX

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Just wait and you will know the answer.

Thankfully I still dont but genetics play a big part.
 

Bleep

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That is a lot better than you young dudes that think you can pee a yard or so and go all over your shoes and the floor.
So my question is why dont you guys get just a little closer and not make us old dudes walk in your pee.

Bleep
 

Ladies Man

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When releasing 6 beers that you've been holding in, it's a great relief to let it out. Not to mention you're drunk most likely, so you need to lean on the wall so you don't fall down.
 

nater

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I lean up against the wall when I'm at home and I'm tired...there's a wall like a foot and a half in front of the toilet.
 

edmicman

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it helps to brace yourself when you're really drunk....don't wanna fall down in THAT situation!
 

moonshinemadness

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Originally posted by: Ladies Man
When releasing 6 beers that you've been holding in, it's a great relief to let it out. Not to mention you're drunk most likely, so you need to lean on the wall so you don't fall down.

and it aint just old guys
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: nater
I lean up against the wall when I'm at home and I'm tired...there's a wall like a foot and a half in front of the toilet.

knowing how most toilets work, i'm still wondering how you lean against the wall
 

Ranger X

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I guess it's just that good! Old guys at my workplace does the same. When they're in the stalls, it's bombs away. :Q
 

cavemanmoron

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Originally posted by: moonshinemadness
Originally posted by: Ladies Man
When releasing 6 beers that you've been holding in, it's a great relief to let it out. Not to mention you're drunk most likely, so you need to lean on the wall so you don't fall down.

and it aint just old guys

;)
LOL
 

AgentBehemoth

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Originally posted by: edro13
WTF is up with older dudes taking a piss at a urinal, and laying his arm againt the wall above the urinal, and leaning against it, then letting out a moan of relief?

Do ya really need to lean against the wall? Why would you touch the wall of a public restroom, with your entire arm?

Do you guys have ANY idea what I am talking about, or do I have to draw a picture?

I just don't get it.


I'm 6ft tall and so if I lean on the wall with my whole arm it's stretched straight out at the shoulder which might be at 5ft. If you have pissed on the wall at the 5ft mark all the "old" guys that lean on it should take you out back and whip the schitt out of you. Nah, to do something that stupid you'd have to stand on the trashcan cause you should be in kindergarten!

It's called relaxation, as you get older it's no longer a case of "oh goody goody a pee a pee" and more of "ah yeah a nice relaxing piss". Oh and don't forget you're not a man until you throw in that nice "piss fart" at the end!

 

cavemanmoron

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Originally posted by: AgentBehemoth
Originally posted by: edro13
WTF is up with older dudes taking a piss at a urinal, and laying his arm againt the wall above the urinal, and leaning against it, then letting out a moan of relief?

Do ya really need to lean against the wall? Why would you touch the wall of a public restroom, with your entire arm?

Do you guys have ANY idea what I am talking about, or do I have to draw a picture?

I just don't get it.


I'm 6ft tall and so if I lean on the wall with my whole arm it's stretched straight out at the shoulder which might be at 5ft. If you have pissed on the wall at the 5ft mark all the "old" guys that lean on it should take you out back and whip the schitt out of you. Nah, to do something that stupid you'd have to stand on the trashcan cause you should be in kindergarten!

It's called relaxation, as you get older it's no longer a case of "oh goody goody a pee a pee" and more of "ah yeah a nice relaxing piss". Oh and don't forget you're not a man until you throw in that nice "piss fart" at the end!

;)