Okay, which one of you is this?

[silverpig]

Check out the starships and cartoon sections

Just GOTTA be someone on here.

 

[MrDudeMan]

its me. i did so well hiding it for this long, but now that ive been discovered i feel it is time to admit it. i love to masturbate to pictures of my starships, especially the QED on level 45. oh man it really gets me off to argue about 2+2=5.

 

[JM Aggie08]

where the sh!t did you find that?

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: JM Aggie08
where the sh!t did you find that?

silverpig is an astrophysicist, so to be honest this is probably his website.

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: JM Aggie08
where the sh!t did you find that?

Some guy in my lab was looking at asymmetric capacitors and this guy's site came up... hilarity ensued and I thought I'd share.

 

[Tiamat]

lol at the ff7 music.

 

[dighn]

geez there is so much wrong with that site I don't know where to begin

gotta be a joke

 

[Skeeedunt]

amazing

 

[EyeMWing]

You guys spot his resume?

MVS, JCL, TSO, ISPF, COBOL, COBOL 2, COBOL 390, VSAM, IDCAMS, CLIST, Flat Files, MVS Utilities, Sync Sort, File Aid, JES Master, IOF, Comparex, MS Office, MS Word, Lotus Notes, Outlook, Exchange.

Congrats. Flat filesystems are CS101 databases. The rest of the world has moved on from the 70's. Your skills haven't.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
You guys spot his resume?

MVS, JCL, TSO, ISPF, COBOL, COBOL 2, COBOL 390, VSAM, IDCAMS, CLIST, Flat Files, MVS Utilities, Sync Sort, File Aid, JES Master, IOF, Comparex, MS Office, MS Word, Lotus Notes, Outlook, Exchange.

Congrats. Flat filesystems are CS101 databases. The rest of the world has moved on from the 70's. Your skills haven't.

the only names I recognize in that list is COBOL and the last 5 things

 

[EyeMWing]

This punk is the reason that I still have mainframes coming in to be recycled, I think.

He leaves a company, his replacement has the common sense to dump the mainframe in favor of a single, surplus Dell PowerEdge and a bunch of code written by $12/hr interns instead of $100k/yr mainframe consultants.

 

[EyeMWing]

LOL! I think he is. He worked for Technisource. They dropped a mainframe on us about a week ago. It's decom-date was in 2002 - the same year he left the company.

 

[wazzledoozle]

Congratulations, you have found the collective conscious of ATOT.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
You guys spot his resume?

MVS, JCL, TSO, ISPF, COBOL, COBOL 2, COBOL 390, VSAM, IDCAMS, CLIST, Flat Files, MVS Utilities, Sync Sort, File Aid, JES Master, IOF, Comparex, MS Office, MS Word, Lotus Notes, Outlook, Exchange.

Congrats. Flat filesystems are CS101 databases. The rest of the world has moved on from the 70's. Your skills haven't.

the only names I recognize in that list is COBOL and the last 5 things

He's a mainframe programmer. His language of choice is PL/1... An IBM heavy iron language from the 60's. Of course you don't recognize anything on there, it's completely and totally irrelevant to modern IT.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

He's a mainframe programmer. His language of choice is PL/1... An IBM heavy iron language from the 60's. Of course you don't recognize anything on there, it's completely and totally irrelevant to modern IT.

I was just marvelling at how ancient that stuff is.

 

[EyeMWing]

Furthermore, Mr. Gallagher has assembled his last two computers from individual raw components purchased from different vendors, demonstrating a superior knowledge of computer electronics and hardware, and confidence in his skills.

Superior to what, an ape?

Oh, wait. Mainframe programmer. They're... Different.