Okay, what's your porn name?

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weirdichi

weirdichi

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Sep 19, 2001
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I heard that you take your pet's name and the street where you grew up on and that will be your porn name. To start off, I didn't have a pet, so I'll use SPOT. My street where I grew up on was 3rd, so that makes me Spot III. Kinda lame, but let's see what everybody else has.
 
Chaotic42

Chaotic42

Lifer
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I've heard that it was your middle name. Since I don't have a pet, I'll use my middle name, and come up with:

Michael Baywood.
 
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pulse8

Lifer
May 3, 2000
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Well, I grew up on a numbered street, but if I take the nearest cross streets with names, my porn name would be either Booty Miller or Booty Sunset.

Both wonderful choices if I end up going into anal sex porn. :)
 
masterxfob

masterxfob

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May 20, 2001
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my sister has a beagle named bailey and i grew up on maple street, so that would make me......

bailey maple?

edit: damn, that name sounds like it would belong to a gay porn star :eek:
 
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bozo1

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May 21, 2001
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That's not porn name. It's Drag Queen name. Bunch of movies have said that.

 
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jteef

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hmm, my only male pet has been my cat, so I would be Butch Carter. not so bad. If I were a chick it would be "Smudge Carter, or Coco Carter"

jt

 
Chaotic42

Chaotic42

Lifer
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Well, if I can use dead pets then it's Duke Baywood. Eitherway it's not too bad, I guess :)
 
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