Okay, this is weird...

[JulesMaximus]

She's new here and is an admin assistant for a couple of the Directors. Anyway, I talked to her once last week for a few minutes, just being nice general chit chat sort of stuff and now she comes into my office and gives me 4 Hershey's kisses.

 

[quakefiend420]

pics?

 

[myjaja]

thats cute

 

[suse920]

Insert regular she wants you to do her in the hershey kisser comment here

 

[Brazen]

So? First time talking to a girl, eh.

 

[Yossarian]

aww how cute. the hershey's kisses symbolize the smooches she wants to give you. you should respond in kind by giving her a chocolate penis.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
aww how cute. the hershey's kisses symbolize the smooches she wants to give you. you should respond in kind by giving her a chocolate penis.

LOL

 

[DAGTA]

She's a new admin assistant. She's kissing ass.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Brazen
So? First time talking to a girl, eh.

I'm married dumbass...:laugh:

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
She's a new admin assistant. She's kissing ass.

No reason for her to kiss my ass. I have no say in her performance review.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: DAGTA
She's a new admin assistant. She's kissing ass.

No reason for her to kiss my ass. I have no say in her performance review.

She's new. New people will kiss anyone's ass until they figure out the pecking order and 'hidden' politics.

 

[mzkhadir]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: DAGTA
She's a new admin assistant. She's kissing ass.

No reason for her to kiss my ass. I have no say in her performance review.

She still wants to kiss ass because when she has problems with such things as computer, boyfriend, girlfriend. You will be the first to know.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: DAGTA
She's a new admin assistant. She's kissing ass.

No reason for her to kiss my ass. I have no say in her performance review.

She's new. New people will kiss anyone's ass until they figure out the pecking order and 'hidden' politics.

No, I think she wants me.

 

[amish]

eat the candy and tell her to bring more next time

 

[yumychinesefood]

ask her if she wants to go to the "candy shop"

 

[JulesMaximus]

She was in here last week oohing and aahing over pictures of my son and yaking on about her mantle at home and how it is covered with pictures of some distant relative's kids...I think she wants a husband or at the very least kids. She's barking up the wrong tree.

She's a bit strange. Cute, but definitely strange.

 

[Montano]

shens

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
She was in here last week oohing and aahing over pictures of my son and yaking on about her mantle at home and how it is covered with pictures of some distant relative's kids...I think she wants a husband or at the very least kids. She's barking up the wrong tree.

She's a bit strange. Cute, but definitely strange.

maybe... just maybe... you're reading too much into this?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
She was in here last week oohing and aahing over pictures of my son and yaking on about her mantle at home and how it is covered with pictures of some distant relative's kids...I think she wants a husband or at the very least kids. She's barking up the wrong tree.

She's a bit strange. Cute, but definitely strange.

maybe... just maybe... you're reading too much into this?

Maybe. It isn't normal behavior though. I'll have to keep my eye on this situation.

 

[Crescent13]

thats nice

text

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Pics or Ban.

Your Friend in Time,
MartyMcFly3

 

[Nutdotnet]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
aww how cute. the hershey's kisses symbolize the smooches she wants to give you. you should respond in kind by giving her a chocolate penis.

Hilarious...9/10

 

[eakers]

are you the only one in the office that is nice to her? are you the only one around that is her age?