Okay, so this guy makes 11ty beeeelion dollars a year...

[hypn0tik]

Yes and yes. He is getting paid to do what he does best. Whether he kicks the dog or he masturbates furiously at home is not an issue.

 

[LtPage1]

sort of. no, he doesnt deserve the salary- hes an asshole, and a bad human being. however, he should be paid that salary. if we start paying people based on whether or not theyre nice, the economy gets messed up as nice stupid people get the good jobs. the unemployment rate skyrockets, stock market crashes, western civilization fails.

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: MustISO
Personally, I think all high salaries are rediculous. This includes athletes, actors and CEO's of major corporations. I think it's a waste of money and none of the people are worth their salary. Sports should have a cap on max salary. Directors should look for actors willing to work for a modest salary and companies will do just fine with a CEO making $350,000 vs. 6.2 million.

So when Ed stays on next year for 3 bucks, and the company continues making the same money, who "deserves" it? Who is entitled to the extra eleventy beeelion dollars that Ed has solely created?

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
I don't know, but there are various tribes of anthropomorphic flightless birds in the Antarctic more interesting than a silly hypothetical.

How much are they pulling down a year? What's their employment level?
How many coconuts can they drag?

They are pulling down enough to be comfortable, their employment level is roughly 100%, and they have no need for coconuts, since their purpose in life is to await the development of opposable thumbs so they can operate their world destroyers stored in the glacier ice. One day mankind will become too corrupt, and they will respond accordingly.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

don't want to let this one slip through

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
I don't know, but there are various tribes of anthropomorphic flightless birds in the Antarctic more interesting than a silly hypothetical.

How much are they pulling down a year? What's their employment level?
How many coconuts can they drag?

They are pulling down enough to be comfortable, their employment level is roughly 100%, and they have no need for coconuts, since their purpose in life is to await the development of opposable thumbs so they can operate their world destroyers stored in the glacier ice. One day mankind will become too corrupt, and they will respond accordingly.

i think you need to be locked up with some penguins for a few hours

 

[Sheepathon]

dug777, those hours would be well spent, for I would be training with them in the arts of Pengjitsu, which is a highly advanced martial arts form more powerful than Desert Lobstering, which I am currently master of.

 

[veloc1ty]

sheeps make great love to penguins.

 

[shilala]

Behold, the nite crew.

 

[Toasthead]

getting a 3 dollar return on 11ty beeelion dollars isnt worth it.