Okay, Red Dawn Vs. Oldsmoboat Vs. BoomerD... who wins in this fight?

[moshquerade]

I'd love to wrestle you in strawberry jello Mosh. :wub:

it would be fun :awe:

 

[dank69]

Do we really have nothing better than thinking about three old farts mud wrestling in g-strings?

Now we don't! :awe:

 

[Born2bwire]

Fighting for Schneiderguy? Then nobody wins. But as for which one comes out alive, it's gonna be BoomberD. He's too damn crotchety, old, and grizzled to die.

 

[Squisher]

Fighting for Schneiderguy? Then nobody wins. But as for which one comes out alive, it's gonna be BoomberD. He's too damn crotchety, old, and grizzled to die.

He's probably got enough dark meat that could be made palatable given enough salt and worcestershire sauce.

 

[KGB]

I'd take any three of those guys over KGB. They may beat you, but KGB would do unspeakable things to you.

Unspeakable. D:

I can't even talk about it.

 

[qliveur]

My money's on Boomer.

Experience and ornery, crusty old fartedness count for a lot.

 

[KGB]

Boomer can't even get out of his foxhole.

He's still reliving 'Nam with Pvt. HP. While they're making each other 'air-tight' Charlie is cumming over the wire.

 

[BoomerD]

Boomer can't even get out of his foxhole.

He's still reliving 'Nam with Pvt. HP. While they're making each other 'air-tight' Charlie is cumming over the wire.

Forrest Gump: We was always taking long walks, and we was always looking for a guy named "Charlie".

Victor Charlie? Never met an Ornamental with that name...

 

[Perknose]

I can't even talk about it.

I've seen the bootleg video. His martial arts skillz are as unusual as the are . . . unsettling.

KGB has the relentless voracity of a honey badger combined with the mad fury of a lethally provoked swarm of wasps.

But his real edge? It's his overpowering stench that can only be likened to a homeless shoplifter's jizz stained and camembert-encrusted jockey shorts abandoned in a fetid pool of explosive diarrhea and off brand men's cologne and left to marinate in the hot August sun.

He is not to be trifled with. D:

 

[KGB]

I've seen the bootleg video. His martial arts skillz are as unusual as the are . . . unsettling.

KGB has the relentless voracity of a honey badger combined with the mad fury of a lethally provoked swarm of wasps.

But his real edge? It's his overpowering stench that can only be likened to a homeless shoplifter's jizz stained and camembert-encrusted jockey shorts abandoned in a fetid pool of explosive diarrhea and off brand men's cologne and left to marinate in the hot August sun.

He is not to be trifled with. D:

You have put into words what I would've been banned for. :heart:

Just to clarify, ... it's Limburger cheese and NOT Camembert!!!!

 

[olds]

Boomer, and it's not even close...

This

 

[olds]

The answer is no one would really fight for Schneiderguy....why would they?

Instead, the three would get together, sit down, drink some beer, trade stories, get drunk and all fall asleep. Wake up friends and all beat down Schneiderguy for fun.

Actually, I could see us fighting over him. The loser has to take him home.

 

[Tristicus]

Red Dawn is a pussy.
Olds is old.
BoomerD is too grumpy to think straight.
Schneiderguy has guns.

 

[alkemyst]

is Semper Fisticuffs a *wink wink* for not so surprise buttsechs?

 

[alkemyst]

Red Dawn is a pussy.
Olds is old.
BoomerD is too grumpy to think straight.
Schneiderguy has guns.

Thanks for letting us know which one you are blowing all weekend.

 

[RossMAN]

oldsmoboat of course.

 

[alkemyst]

my question is who is Moe, who is Larry and who is curly?

 

[squirrel dog]

this .

 

[brainhulk]

shneiderguy's mom wins

 

[dawp]

no she didn't, she had shneiderguy which is a no win situation.

 

[ChopperDave]

I'd love to wrestle you in strawberry jello Mosh. :wub:

Creepy fucker alert

 

[blackdogdeek]

why was mosh banned?

why did Rossman necro this thread?

also, SnapIt rips everyone's arms off and wins the internet.

 

[rudeguy]

Mosh

 

[classy]

Red, hands down. More cunning, slicker, and meaner. Red was the man.......

The "other guys" are okay........

 

[Rubycon]

I've witnessed Olds' basement.
From the glow of the 2700K Philips CCFL lamps, asbestos wrapped manifolds over the Weil McLain hot water boilers, mineral efflorescent cinderblock walls, leather wrapped poles and polished molybdenum chrome spiked chains...

The place is real! :biggrin:

The one with largest displacement wins this fight...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkqKpnU8sCE&