Okay, Red Dawn Vs. Oldsmoboat Vs. BoomerD... who wins in this fight?

[KeithTalent]

No matter who wins, we lose. Just like Alien vs. Predator.

KT

 

[zanejohnson]

man i can't get in on this??

 

[highland145]

man i can't get in on this??

Only if you give Olds some lovin'. He's taking a beating in the poll.

 

[schneiderguy]

BoomerD has made it plainly clear that he does not care for Schneiderguy, so he will just walk away, or not even show.

You're wrong, BoomerD loves me! :wub:

 

[BoomerD]

You're wrong, BoomerD loves me! :wub:

Come here little boy...I've got some lovin for you...

 

[Fayd]

Google Fight results.

you mispelled olds.

 

[zanejohnson]

alright me and olds, against you punks bare knuckle drop down shuffle to the death lol..


olds we got em brolando

 

[KeithTalent]

^^ Oldmoboat? Really?

KT

 

[zanejohnson]

^^ Oldmoboat? Really?

KT

oh KT i love you too, just not today!

edit, didn't realize you weren't involved.. then YA OLDS YOU CRAZY, KT you should prob get yo boys

 

[waggy]

I didn't say I wouldn't show...I'd be there...and bring beer and popcorn.

don't trust boomer! its a trick to get you to forget about him. Then at the right time he will pounce! D:

those old timers. crafty fuckers.

 

[FDF12389]

Pics + H/W/R. Less clothing the better.

 

[Numenorean]

So has randomly choosing when to enforce rules.

Anyway, Chuck Norris wins.

lol, so I get an infraction for this post....for a "callout"

Is Chuck Norris a member here?

ROFL.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

lol, so I get an infraction for this post....for a "callout"

Is Chuck Norris a member here?

ROFL.

lol. Damn I guess the rumors are true. Chuck's a bad dude. Add that to the list of things Chuck can do.

 

[dennilfloss]

I vote for the Marine in the bunch. He'll semper fisticuff the other two.

 

[OVerLoRDI]

BoomerD only because I know more about him than the others.

Also I'm not sure if I would fight for Schneiderguy. I would consider throwing that fight. Sorry Schneiderguy, I just don't need one of you.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Ronstang is purportedly an even manlier man. Make it a 4-way.

 

[zokudu]

Schneiderguy wins no matter who wins the fight.

 

[schneiderguy]

Schneiderguy wins no matter who wins the fight.

:thumbsup:

 

[eits]

schneider's a lover, not a fighter
boomerd has a bad back
olds would make everyone laugh
red dawn's can get pissed about minor things really easily and looks like he hits the gym frequently

i voted for red dawn, simply based on physical strength and possible anger issues.

 

[Squisher]

I think it's all a matter of home field advantage. At this age the combatants will likely fail making it out of their cars. Old people know how to use their brains and will utilize the tools at their disposal.

 

[eits]

I didn't say I wouldn't show...I'd be there...and bring beer and popcorn.

to throw in the face of your opponent to momentarily obscure their vision while you smash the bottle over their head and use the neck of the broken bottle as a knife?

hmm...

 

[JulesMaximus]

All of them are fighting each other for Schneiderguy.

Rules : No weapons allowed. No knives or guns.

Fists and foot only.

who wins?

How about basements? Are those allowed?

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Olds being a veteran of such battles knows to bring excess Vaseline for the festivities afterwards and decides to put the Vaseline to good use. He smears the vaseline in Red and BoomerD's eyes. While Red and Boomer are frantically running around trying to wipe the Vaseline out of their eyes Olds unties and then puts a ball gag in sneiderguy's mouth and throws him in his rapist van. Sneiderguy tries to jump out of the moving van knowing the horrors that await in Olds basement.

 

[moshquerade]

decided I'd rather they wrestle in jello than pudding.... strawberry jello.

 

[JulesMaximus]

decided I'd rather they wrestle in jello than pudding.... strawberry jello.

I'd love to wrestle you in strawberry jello Mosh. :wub: