Okay, Red Dawn Vs. Oldsmoboat Vs. BoomerD... who wins in this fight?

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Who wins here

  • Red Dawn

  • BoomerD

  • Oldsmoboat

  • Schneiderguy


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AreaCode707

Lifer
Sep 21, 2001
18,445
127
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Red, because he could give a flip about your mamby pamby rules you pimple-faced weenie and would pull out a knife.
 

rasczak

Lifer
Jan 29, 2005
10,437
22
81
Do we really have nothing better than thinking about three old farts mud wrestling in g-strings?
 

roguerower

Diamond Member
Nov 18, 2004
4,563
0
76
Schneider wins. He'll run around like Steve Carell in Anchorman with a grenade and a mace and bash everyone's head in. Then he'll let go of the grenade and kill himself.

Murder x 3 + Suicide.
 

Cerpin Taxt

Lifer
Feb 23, 2005
11,940
542
126
BoomerD spent some hard times as a youth on the mean streets of Spokane, WA. He's tougher than the other two put together.
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
111,095
30,041
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BoomerD has made it plainly clear that he does not care for Schneiderguy, so he will just walk away, or not even show.
Olds has no more room in his basement, hence no need for a Schneiderguy.

it's down to Red Dawn and Schneiderguy. I have to go with Red Dawn.
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
111,095
30,041
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Schneider wins. He'll run around like Steve Carell in Anchorman with a grenade and a mace and bash everyone's head in. Then he'll let go of the grenade and kill himself.

Murder x 3 + Suicide.

didn't he impale someone with a trident?
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
64,039
12,367
136
I are honored...but Red and Olds will have to battle this one out. Schneiderguy uses too much vagisil on his lips to suit me...besides, I'm all busted up...fighting for fun isn't in my repertoire any longer.
If they want him...they can have him.


(no, I'm NOT going to accept Locut0s as a consolation prize)
 

Meghan54

Lifer
Oct 18, 2009
11,677
5,211
136
The answer is no one would really fight for Schneiderguy....why would they?

Instead, the three would get together, sit down, drink some beer, trade stories, get drunk and all fall asleep. Wake up friends and all beat down Schneiderguy for fun.
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
111,095
30,041
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I are honored...but Red and Olds will have to battle this one out. Schneiderguy uses too much vagisil on his lips to suit me...besides, I'm all busted up...fighting for fun isn't in my repertoire any longer.
If they want him...they can have him.


(no, I'm NOT going to accept Locut0s as a consolation prize)

See, I was right!

BoomerD wouldn't even show!

:awe:
 

Kirby

Lifer
Apr 10, 2006
12,028
2
0
I'd take any three of those guys over KGB. They may beat you, but KGB would do unspeakable things to you.

Unspeakable. D:
 

SKORPI0

Lifer
Jan 18, 2000
18,428
2,357
136
Google Fight results. :eek:

reddawnvsoldsmoboat.png


boomerdvsoldsmoboat.png


reddawnvsboomerd.png
 

Red Dawn

Elite Member
Jun 4, 2001
57,529
3
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The answer is no one would really fight for Schneiderguy....why would they?

Instead, the three would get together, sit down, drink some beer, trade stories, get drunk and all fall asleep. Wake up friends and all beat down Schneiderguy for fun.

We're already friends. Olds and I go way back and I get along great with Boomer. I haven't a bad thing to say about either of them.
 

Lean L

Diamond Member
Apr 30, 2009
3,685
0
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Pics of everyone please. How the hell can you predict a fight without pics?