Okay, Jessica Alba can frikkin dance!

ThePresence

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I was forced under extreme protest to watch the Honey DVD. DAYUM she can shake it! She is one hell of a dancer. The movie is not that terrible either, but JA is SMOKIN'!
 

ThePresence

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Originally posted by: Nebor
I can dance way better than her. And I don't have a coreographer. :p

Well then you must have serious skillz, because she is really good.
 
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Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: Nebor
I can dance way better than her. And I don't have a coreographer. :p

Well then you must have serious skillz, because she is really good.

i thought you were going to say that you didn't have any professional training. ;)
 

Nebor

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Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Originally posted by: Nebor
I can dance way better than her. And I don't have a coreographer. :p

Got videos?

Go down to Pacific Ave. and go in any of the clubs. You'll see 50 guys on the dance floor that are better dancers than Jessica Alba.
 

ucdbiendog

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omfg that picture of her on the cover of that DVD is insane. i would so... (insert sexual comment here)
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: Nebor
I can dance way better than her. And I don't have a coreographer. :p

You may not have a choreographer, but you do need a spelling tutor... ;)
 

Nebor

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Nebor
I can dance way better than her. And I don't have a coreographer. :p

You may not have a choreographer, but you do need a spelling tutor... ;)

I missed an h? eavens no! What te ell is wrong wit me?
 

Ikonomi

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Originally posted by: Lager
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Originally posted by: Nebor
I can dance way better than her. And I don't have a coreographer. :p

Got videos?

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ROFL, hot.

Go down to Pacific Ave. and go in any of the clubs. You'll see 50 guys on the dance floor that are better dancers than Jessica Alba.

Don't sweat it. I was asking for videos because I'm genuinely curious. I am, by most accounts, a pretty good dancer (good enough to be hired at the club I frequent), and I like to see how much better other people are than me. :p

PS: I am < Spiderman.
 

Nebor

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What club do you dance at? I've only been to a couple of the gay clubs in Houston while I was visiting there. I'm not a Houston fan. I've been to Rich's and er... I can't remember the other? Rich's was pretty memorable, great club.
 

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Originally posted by: ucdbiendog
omfg that picture of her on the cover of that DVD is insane. i would so... (furiously masturbate while watching the DVD)

Fixed it for you... :Q

:p;)




 

Ikonomi

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Originally posted by: Nebor
What club do you dance at? I've only been to a couple of the gay clubs in Houston while I was visiting there. I'm not a Houston fan. I've been to Rich's and er... I can't remember the other? Rich's was pretty memorable, great club.

I don't anymore, but it was at the Roxy (over uh... West Alabama and Sage). I didn't like staying up late enough to do it during the week, because it interfered with my schoolwork. I reserve clubbing for the weekend.

I've never been to any of the gay clubs, because my clubbing friends are kind of uncomfortable about going. The phrase "sausage fest" comes to mind.
 

Ikonomi

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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
P.S. We don't care how good you can dance unless you're female and look like JA :D

My bad for the tangent. :Q

I agree. Chicks that can dance = the superior hotness.
 

Nebor

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Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
P.S. We don't care how good you can dance unless you're female and look like JA :D

My bad for the tangent. :Q

I agree. Chicks that can dance = the superior hotness.

Maybe for you. But I don't think I'm ever happier than when I have a boy behind me and a boy front of me, bumpin' and grindin' it. Sexy boys dancing close > *.
 

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Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
Originally posted by: ThePresence
Originally posted by: Nebor
I can dance way better than her. And I don't have a coreographer. :p

Well then you must have serious skillz, because she is really good.

i thought you were going to say that you didn't have any professional training. ;)

LOL! :beer:
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
P.S. We don't care how good you can dance unless you're female and look like JA :D

My bad for the tangent. :Q

I agree. Chicks that can dance = the superior hotness.

Maybe for you. But I don't think I'm ever happier than when I have a boy behind me and a boy front of me, bumpin' and grindin' it. Sexy boys dancing close > *.

Fine with me, you get the boys and I get JA ;)
 

Sid59

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i love watching girls who try and dance but can't dance. it's more entertaining.