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Okay guys lets hear some of your best pick up lines

girls loathe pick up lines. Generally speaking if you are not of brad pitt status they are only going to turn women off. Brad pitt status men can get away with it because they would be getting laid even if they walked up to a women and started smearing their feces through their hair.

so in short - no pick up lines.
 
Originally posted by: gigapet
girls loathe pick up lines. Generally speaking if you are not of brad pitt status they are only going to turn women off. Brad pitt status men can get away with it because they would be getting laid even if they walked up to a women and started smearing their feces through their hair.

so in short - no pick up lines.
Click to expand...

Mine works pretty well...
 
#104383 +(6019)- [X]

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
 
Well, I've only dated, and sporadically at that, in the past four years, but "Hi, my name is Orsorum" seems to work pretty well.
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: gigapet
girls loathe pick up lines. Generally speaking if you are not of brad pitt status they are only going to turn women off. Brad pitt status men can get away with it because they would be getting laid even if they walked up to a women and started smearing their feces through their hair.

so in short - no pick up lines.
Click to expand...

Mine works pretty well...
Click to expand...

r u going to share it?
 
Originally posted by: gigapet
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: gigapet
girls loathe pick up lines. Generally speaking if you are not of brad pitt status they are only going to turn women off. Brad pitt status men can get away with it because they would be getting laid even if they walked up to a women and started smearing their feces through their hair.

so in short - no pick up lines.
Click to expand...

Mine works pretty well...
Click to expand...

r u going to share it?
Click to expand...

see post #3
 
Originally posted by: Jassi
#104383 +(6019)- [X]

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
--------------
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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HAHAHAHA
 
"your shoes are untied"

when she looks down, i proceed to bludgeon her across the head with a blunt object. then i drag her home by her hair
 
You can get tons of great pickup lines by browsing thread titles on ATOT. How about some of these gems, and they are just from the first page.

Should I pop my blister?
Ever wish you lived close to the beach?
The toilet paper is gone - what do you do?
Do you wish you knew how to dance well?
How old were you when you first watched hardcore porn?
What's your wang's name?

OK, on second thought those aren't all that good. 😛
 
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