OK, Who Stole Canada's Balls? Give Them Back, It's Not Funny Anymore!

Jimbo

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If this is true, why are they wasting money PRETENDING that they have a military.

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Soulflare

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Canada has balls... our pacifist goverment on the other hand...
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Evadman

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They need a break. Unlike the US, their millitary is not as large. After all, they have us to help them if need be. Just like having a big brother to beat the crap out of eevryone else,

They need to rotate the troops. But saying it is because they are streached too thin, and too thin is less than 5,000 troups.. well...

Hmm.
 

SidewaysN2second

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While you are being a Jackass, I might as well thank your country for KILLING OUR SOILDERS with "friendly fire" for you to make fun of my country like that You sir, havwe no balls. Did i post on here "hahah! america took it in the behind on Sept 11th?" HELL NO. I find it very rude and disturbing how you can say something like that about your neighbouring country... try to show a little respect...


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exp

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It's not a question of "balls"...their military is simply too small to accomplish even the minimal tasks assigned to it. Kind of sad, really.
 

Iron Woode

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I think that maybe our troops just aren't needed there any more. Might as well bring them home.

Or, it could be they don't want any more to die because of US Military mistakes. ;)
 

308nato

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The best thing we could do for our northern friends is threaten to attack them. You know, rattle the sabres and mass at the border. Maybe their government would free up some money for their military. Or at least not be so embarassed about having one.
 

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Originally posted by: Soulflare
Canada has balls... our pacifist goverment on the other hand...
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BTW, our soldiers were more than prepared to stay longer if necessary.

(I would have sworn I hit "edit" and not "quote" *scratches head*)
 

Iron Woode

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Hey! Stop picking on Canada's military. Our troops are damn good and have a proud history.

We kicked your American butts in the war of 1812. And fought 2 years longer in WW1 with an impressive record of being one of the most feared Armies faced by Germany. We fought valiantly in both WW2 and Korea. We even made a small appearance in Vietnam, unofficially of course. We have paid our dues and earned respect.
 

308nato

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Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Hey! Stop picking on Canada's military. Our troops are damn good and have a proud history.

We kicked your American butts in the war of 1812. And fought 2 years longer in WW1 with an impressive record of being one of the most feared Armies faced by Germany. We fought valiantly in both WW2 and Korea. We even made a small appearance in Vietnam, unofficially of course. We have payed our dues and earned respect.


I understand this perfectly. No offense, but, you should explain this to whoever is in charge up there.




 

Iron Woode

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Originally posted by: 308nato
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Hey! Stop picking on Canada's military. Our troops are damn good and have a proud history.

We kicked your American butts in the war of 1812. And fought 2 years longer in WW1 with an impressive record of being one of the most feared Armies faced by Germany. We fought valiantly in both WW2 and Korea. We even made a small appearance in Vietnam, unofficially of course. We have payed our dues and earned respect.


I understand this perfectly. No offense, but, you should explain this to whoever is in charge up there.

Its those damn politicians. But this is not surprising though. Maybe some day there won't be a need for a military, but I don't think I will live to see it though.

 

Jimbo

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We kicked your American butts in the war of 1812.
I guess it could have nothing to do with the fact that you were still Britain's colony.
Want to go best out of three? Double or nothing! :)

SidewaysN2second:Get a spell checker.

BTW, our soldiers were more than prepared to stay longer if necessary.
I'm sure your soldiers are just fine. In fact your snipers made quite the impression on both the U.S. military and the Talaban. :D
 

Lucky

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Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Hey! Stop picking on Canada's military. Our troops are damn good and have a proud history.

We kicked your American butts in the war of 1812. And fought 2 years longer in WW1 with an impressive record of being one of the most feared Armies faced by Germany. We fought valiantly in both WW2 and Korea. We even made a small appearance in Vietnam, unofficially of course. We have paid our dues and earned respect.



I dont think anyone meant to put down canada's accomplishments. :( We as well as the world (well, some of it anyways) appreciate any country fighting in the name of freedom. ;)

Its just sad to hear the gov't pulling out the troops because 5K troops constitute being spread out too "thin".
 

dawks

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This is truely pathetic. Now I truely wonder why we are even bother DONATING our services to you ungrateful jackasses. Remember, we arent the ones being targeted by terroists. We havent even had any reports of attempts or plans to attack us. Were simply helping, and this is what we get? Assholes.

By the way, dont forget Canada has fewer people then the single state of California, and a significantly larger area of land to maintain. Our transportation systems are an incredibly massive drain on financial resources as it is.

Ungratfull pricks. :disgust:


PS. Thanks for killing our soldiers, much appreciated..
 

Iron Woode

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Jimbo:

We had some very good Generals. And a great deal of help from the local Natives who hated the Americans more than the British. It was a nasty war, but it was inevitable. Basically America's huge army went up against a force about 1/4 as big and lost. We even burned down your White House.


I don't agree with Daz's opinions. While I defend our military I will not be such a crude jerk. It is far better to stop competing against each other and instead work together for a better world.
 

SidewaysN2second

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Sorry Jimbo, must have been my inferior Canadian upbringing :disgust:

It's funny to see you Insult our country, then compliment in an edited post. you know, i bet the families of the Canadian soilders killed fighting would love to See your thread...

 

308nato

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Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Jimbo:

We had some very good Generals. And a great deal of help from the local Natives who hated the Americans more than the British. It was a nasty war, but it was inevitable. Basically America's huge army went up against a force about 1/4 as big and lost. We even burned down your White House.


The White House thing was a smooth maneuver. Of all the people who have wanted to do it, your the only one's. The painters are still p!ssed I think, we don't pay real quick ya' know.

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Iron Woode

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<<The White House thing was a smooth maneuver. Of all the people who have wanted to do it, your the only one's. The painters are still p!ssed I think, we don't pay real quick ya' know. >>

Yes it was quite the prank wasn't it? ;)

I believe it was originally red wasn't it?
 

Scouzer

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Well considering the total defence budget has been 'upped' to a whooping $7.2 billion CDN (~4.5 billion USD), I'm surprised we're anywhere! The entire army has 2-3 prepared regiments, everything else is reserve units which has equipment from the early 50's, and no newer than the early 70's. Especially for the artillery. No kidding. Our armada of tanks is 120 Leopard C1E's, which are 1960's German crap. They were an experiment of a lightly armored, agile tank. Not the right way to go. Our Air Force is a decrepped set of some 120 CF18 Hornets, of which no more than 50 are working at a time. The only thing in our entire military that is acceptable is our navy. They have very advanced frigates that are actually capable of doing something, unfortunately, navy frigates are not really needed for any recent or foreseeable wars.

The army is a decreped excuse for a rag tag band of revolutionary equipped soldiers. Its pathetic.