OK we can still bash the Amish...right ?

[jacobnero6918]

I mean those people are freaks with there buggys and no electricity. For fun they raise a barn.

Without the warm glow of a monitor a man would go insane!

 

[DannyLove]

how about Electric Amish?

danny~!

 

[yakko]

Stay away from Electric Amish. They fscked with his Skittles and he just may kill you.

 

[CPBrownson]

My Uncle Jebidiah says that you are offensive.

 

[brxndxn]

Hey. I'm Amish. I'm sinning right now, but I'm still Amish! And you are really offending me. Don't make me shun you!

just kidding - but my Mom lived near a bunch of Amish and she said they are probably the nicest people on Earth.

 

[CPBrownson]

Funny thing about the Amish. Not too long ago my wife and I were in a McD's and this large Amish family came in with four girls about 12-15 years old. The girls were dressed like they just walked off the set of Little House on the Prarie with the long dresses and bonnets and all. I was watching them out of the corner of my eye and the whole time we were there those four girls kept eyeing my wife. My wife is very beautiful, stylish, yet modest in her appearance and dress. Obviously I don't know for sure what those girls were thinking, but after watching them watch my wife for some time I began to get the feeling that they were admiring her. Perhaps they were wishing they didn't have to wear those silly costumes and could make themselves look as beautiful as my wife?
My point is that I think the children suffer more than what their elders are willing to admit. It's tough as it is being a kid these days; it must be even harder to be an Amish kid in a modern world!

 

[PistachioByAzul]

CPBrownson, I'll bet they thought your wife was a prostitute. A woman in a t-shirt, jeans and sneakers is probably an ungodly sight for them

Damn typos..

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Why the Amish? What did they ever do to you? Let's just not talk about gypsies and midgets...

 

[Amused]

[cartman]Midgets piss me off.[/cartman]

 

[CPBrownson]

You calling my wife whore?!!!!!!!!!

LOL! I suppose it's possible. I was forced to have a buzz cut while growing up and used to look at long-haired guys in that same admiring wish-I-could-be-like-that kind of way. So I'm pretty familiar with that look and understand the emotions behind it. I'm almost certain that's what I saw.

 

[MrCraphead]

[Homer]Skittles.....mmmmm.......[/Homer]

 

[Amused]

<< You calling my wife whore?!!!!!!!!!

LOL! I suppose it's possible. I was forced to have a buzz cut while growing up and used to look at long-haired guys in that same admiring wish-I-could-be-like-that kind of way. So I'm pretty familiar with that look and understand the emotions behind it. I'm almost certain that's what I saw. >>



Yeah, those long haired girly boys make Jebidiah have unclean thoughts.

 

[trulfe]

Now that we are making fun of the Amish I received an Amish virus in my e-mail inbox.


ATTENTION:

You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system. Please delete all of your files on your hard drive. Then forward this message to everyone in your address book.

Thank thee.

 

[jacobnero6918]

LOL Amish virus

 

[qwerty]

The Amish are just a bunch of fools. Gypsies and pikies are the scum of the earth, and midgets are just... hilarious

 

[Mikal]

At least they don't go around the world with missionaries trying to cram their beliefs down other's throats......

Let them be, they are harmless.

 

[mztykal]

Just watch...when there's no electricity who's going to go down to the basement to feed the midget running on the wheel that powers up the generator....

 

[Emulex]

as long as they are happy amish