ok..this should be a good one....

[bichito]

PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI System Can't See It
DOS Defective Operating System
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM I Blame Microsoft
DEC Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

 

[Howard]

COMPAQ Crusty Old Mexican Parts Are Questionable

 

[Mesomorph]

Make your nef.

Nef you say!

 

[shiznut123]

AHAHAHAHAH!~!!!!! Those are funny

 

[tomcat]

I dont know about CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months, the cdrom is doing quite well especially with cdrw. Something can be said for the floppy though. LOL@Yucky.

 

[OutlawWolf]

Microsoft is a good one.

 

[vi edit]

RAMBUS - Retarded attourneys mercilessly beginning unwarranted suits.

 

[tomcat]

ATOT: Amazingly Totalitarian Overrated Threads

Don't ban me Just playing with acronyms.

 

[Dameon]

MODS = Malicious Overbearing Dogmatic Stormtroopers.

DAMEON = Dimwitted Adolescent Meathead Easily Ousted Now.

AnandTech Moderator

 

[Zoltar]

TOMCAT

To only make crass anantech threads.

 

[tomcat]

egad..