Ok, this is too funny...big budget porn film has 100,000 sales

[AndrewR]

Here is the link to the MSNBC/Newsweek report: XXX Blue, Spending Green. Basically, the director spent $1 million on the porno, and it is selling very well, poised to win some adult film awards.

Here's the hilarious quote from the article:

Filmed in California and Florida at a cost of more than $1 million (its producer calls it the most expensive porno in history), it features lavish special effects, epic sea battles and skillful swordplay.

What do you think? Did the author REALLY not know the double meaning with swordplay??

 

[Schadenfroh]

pics?

 

[Pocatello]

Worthless without some video clips.

 

[Pepsi90919]

this thread sucks

 

[bmacd]

torrent????

-=bmacd=-

 

[Falloutboy]

is this about that pirates porno? if so its mildly entertaining at best. although kinda funny

 

[AndrewR]

Originally posted by: Pocatello
Worthless without some video clips.

Go buy the film, pirate.

And if you're looking for pics of swords, then you're a certain kind of pirate! Arrgghh!

 

[cirrhosis]

I just watched the trailer for it.

It looks like it blows.

 

[AndrewR]

Aww, this thread is gonna get locked.

That sucks. :Q

 

[ElFenix]

i guess it isn't rated ARRRRR!

 

[StrangerGuy]

So is the movie going to suck?

 

[Farbio]

have to say i wasn't too terribly impressed honestly...what do we need special effects and scenery for in a porno?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: StrangerGuy
So is the movie going to suck?

no, just the actresses

 

[drum]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i guess it isn't rated ARRRRR!

8/10 :laugh: :thumbsup:

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: Falloutboy
is this about that pirates porno? if so its mildly entertaining at best. although kinda funny

Kind of funny? I haven't seen that big of a ham(the male lead) since last Easter.

The profits from it are sure going to be good though, you figure $40ish for the movie, that's 4mil, a lot of money even after vendor markup.

 

[Xionide]

The last thing I want to see while reading about porn is carl roves sick mug.

 

[OS]

Originally posted by: AndrewR

Originally posted by: Pocatello
Worthless without some video clips.

Go buy the film, pirate.

And if you're looking for pics of swords, then you're a certain kind of pirate! Arrgghh!

a butt pirate, arggggh!!

 

[DaWhim]

I believe Caligola is the most expensive porno and most F'ed UP movie I have seen.

 

[BigJ]

The sad thing is I knew it was going to be "Pirates" when I read the title. It's a damn good porno though. Carmen Luvana = hot.

 

[sundev]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i guess it isn't rated ARRRRR!

Hahaha genius.

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: bmacd
torrent????

-=bmacd=-

:thumbsup:

 

[0roo0roo]

i'm sure this is gonna light up the p2p networks

 

[GoingUp]

pirates xxx .com?

 

[AnandTech Moderator]

Originally posted by: AndrewR
Aww, this thread is gonna get locked.

A lock is not needed if:

1) Keep the thread on track
2) No linkages that would create a lock and/or deletion.

It is up to the kiddies to demonstrate that they can behave in a mature way.

 

[BrianH1]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i guess it isn't rated ARRRRR!

:thumbsup: after spilling my coffee