Obviously my post was partly in jest.. but the point is, the entire world claims they want the U.S. out of their business, but in reality, the reason why we NEED to be in their business is that things would just fall apart without us there to balance things out. Most people don't see this because their hatred toward the U.S. blinds them to their own problems.
Hey Germany, the reason why we are in your country now is because you couldn't keep your own facist dictators from trying to overthrow Europe.. show us some proof you won't try it again and maybe we can leave.. your past cost 10's of thousands of U.S. lives. The Jews didn't cause your problems, besides, I think you killed enough of them to more than make up for it.
Hey France, try keeping an eye on Germany next time and maybe we won't need to get 10's of thousands of our people killed trying to liberate you. Stop surrendering and start trying to bring stability to your region so WE don't have to do everything.
Hey South Korea, the only reason you exist as a non-communist country today is because of us.. You want us out? You certainly didn't want us out 50 years ago as the North was marching toward your homes. Since apparently nobody can stop insane idiots from running the country to the north of you, we need to stay there to babysit so nobody nukes eachother.
Hey Japan.. again, thanks to you 10's of thousands of our people are dead... YOUR actions caused the horrible deaths of 10's of thousands of your own people.. don't pick a fight you can't win and then complain about it after the fact.. We need a continued presense in your country now because places like NK want to nuke you off the face of the planet.. China doesn't really like you either. Think you can defend yourself against 1 billion Chinese and NK's? I don't think so.. if we weren't there you wouldn't be there.
Hey Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Syria, et all.. You want us out of the middle east? Stop flying the *&#$ing planes into our buildings.. stop killing our allies, and stop murdering your own people. You all hate the United States now because you are tired of killing eachother for the past 3000 years. You people haven't stopped fighting for thousands of years.. and now all of a sudden all the problems you experience are OUR fault? We've only been a country for a little over 200 years... only been a power for the past 50-60.. your problems are your own doing..Try giving your people some rights, try to stop killing eachother because Allah told you so.. he didn't.. Allah didn't tell you to kill Israeli's and he certainly didn't tell you to strap explosives to your ass and walk into a crowded area. Guess what, Allah is going to bitch slap you when you die, not give you 50 virgins.
Hey Africa.. would it be possible for you to stop slaughtering one another as well? We have enough problems in the world to deal with than to have to stop you guys from killing one another as well. Guess what, you are from different tribes.. DEAL WITH IT.. stop ****ing killing eachother over it. If you put 1/10th of the effort into improving your countries as you do in wiping out eachother, you would be a hell of a lot better off.
Hey Canada... Umm.. well, just keep doing what you are doing.. you barely cause us any problems at all! Just keep sending beer!
Hey Germany, the reason why we are in your country now is because you couldn't keep your own facist dictators from trying to overthrow Europe.. show us some proof you won't try it again and maybe we can leave.. your past cost 10's of thousands of U.S. lives. The Jews didn't cause your problems, besides, I think you killed enough of them to more than make up for it.
Hey France, try keeping an eye on Germany next time and maybe we won't need to get 10's of thousands of our people killed trying to liberate you. Stop surrendering and start trying to bring stability to your region so WE don't have to do everything.
Hey South Korea, the only reason you exist as a non-communist country today is because of us.. You want us out? You certainly didn't want us out 50 years ago as the North was marching toward your homes. Since apparently nobody can stop insane idiots from running the country to the north of you, we need to stay there to babysit so nobody nukes eachother.
Hey Japan.. again, thanks to you 10's of thousands of our people are dead... YOUR actions caused the horrible deaths of 10's of thousands of your own people.. don't pick a fight you can't win and then complain about it after the fact.. We need a continued presense in your country now because places like NK want to nuke you off the face of the planet.. China doesn't really like you either. Think you can defend yourself against 1 billion Chinese and NK's? I don't think so.. if we weren't there you wouldn't be there.
Hey Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Syria, et all.. You want us out of the middle east? Stop flying the *&#$ing planes into our buildings.. stop killing our allies, and stop murdering your own people. You all hate the United States now because you are tired of killing eachother for the past 3000 years. You people haven't stopped fighting for thousands of years.. and now all of a sudden all the problems you experience are OUR fault? We've only been a country for a little over 200 years... only been a power for the past 50-60.. your problems are your own doing..Try giving your people some rights, try to stop killing eachother because Allah told you so.. he didn't.. Allah didn't tell you to kill Israeli's and he certainly didn't tell you to strap explosives to your ass and walk into a crowded area. Guess what, Allah is going to bitch slap you when you die, not give you 50 virgins.
Hey Africa.. would it be possible for you to stop slaughtering one another as well? We have enough problems in the world to deal with than to have to stop you guys from killing one another as well. Guess what, you are from different tribes.. DEAL WITH IT.. stop ****ing killing eachother over it. If you put 1/10th of the effort into improving your countries as you do in wiping out eachother, you would be a hell of a lot better off.
Hey Canada... Umm.. well, just keep doing what you are doing.. you barely cause us any problems at all! Just keep sending beer!
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