OK, that's enough...Poker is NOT a sport!!!

minendo

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Originally posted by: maladroit
Why are they showing poker on ESPN? Has the world gone insane?
Who cares? It provides something to watch.

 

SSP

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Yeah, I also hate it when sports channels have billiards. I like billiards, but I hate waiting for them to make the damn shots, and they never do any fancy shots!

Oh yeah, Golf is Not a SPORT! :p

/me put on a flame suit.
 

Dacalo

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sure it is a sport, especially when i play with my buddies. i burn fat lifting the 6 packs of beer and when we fight after someone is accused of cheating
 

Joemonkey

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would you rather they show the magic the gathering tournaments like they do on ESPN2?
 

Kev

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Originally posted by: Joemonkey
would you rather they show the magic the gathering tournaments like they do on ESPN2?

No way? Are you serious??
 

Chaotic42

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Originally posted by: maladroit
Originally posted by: Joemonkey
would you rather they show the magic the gathering tournaments like they do on ESPN2?

No way? Are you serious??

Yeah, they do that sometimes. I just change the channel.
 

virtuamike

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They should show CS, because CS is a sport and I'm Michael Jordan. Then I wake up.
 

Mallow

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lol, ever heard of the CPL? Cyber Professional Athletes League? Think it's a sport to play counter-strike? I personally do. It takes a different kind of talent. Instead of fast legs and big muscles, it takes quick reflexes and smarts.
 

PoPPeR

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i have neither quick reflexes or smarts so I just downloaded some sort of hack thing that does it all for me.
 

notfred

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I think pissing should be a sport. That way we could have actual pissing matches. They could compete for endurance, distance, accuracy. It'd be better than poker.
 

Metalloid

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Originally posted by: notfred
I think pissing should be a sport. That way we could have actual pissing matches. They could compete for endurance, distance, accuracy. It'd be better than poker.

I prefer NOT to watch other guys piss.