ok, so the CEO doesn't take a good photo...

[Dubb]

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[pray4mojo]

wow ummm...wow

 

[Hankerton]

Thats funny. My mom runs a credit union based out of Exxon Mobil. I had no idea her bossman looked so funny.

 

[MisterJackson]

Man, we are being whored out for gas to get us around. Will we ever realize it?

 

[nakedfrog]

I'll bet he eats frogs and has a girl in a gold bikini chained up at home, and a real deep laugh.

 

[salt9876]

Does he have 2 necks?

 

[dainthomas]

With 9.9B in profits, he's probably nailing two chicks right now.

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I'll bet he eats frogs and has a girl in a gold bikini chained up at home, and a real deep laugh.

Possibly a white cat, and a ridiculously large cigar too.

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: dainthomas
With 9.9B in profits, he's probably nailing two chicks right now.

Duh! They're under his chin, can't you see them?

 

[akubi]

jabba the hutt!!!

 

[Aharami]

dude's some some fat around his neck!!!

 

[CraigRT]

holy crapola!

 

[UNCjigga]

Caption:

"So with that, ExxonMobil would like to state once again that we are committed to alternative heh..alterna.haha..alternative energy reSEARCH!!! BUAHAHAHAAA HAAAAHAHAAAHAAAA!! MUAHAHAHAHAA AHAAAHAHAHAAAAAA. AH HA. HA. ahem! Sorry about that. Can we start over?"

edit: What the fvck is Frank Beamer doing over there? Doesn't he have a game to coach tonite?

 

[drsafety]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I'll bet he eats frogs and has a girl in a gold bikini chained up at home, and a real deep laugh.

:laugh:

 

[ironcrotch]

Caption: Thanks Hurricane Katrina, Rita and Wilma!

 

[MaxDepth]

That extra $.75 at the pump paid for that double chin.
🙁

 

[gigapet]

thats rediculous. i think his picture should go next to capitalist pig in the dictionary.