So I'm outside eating lunch. As usual, theres many pigeons around looking for scraps. I usually don't feed em because I despise pigeons but I see what I thought was a crippled pigeon. It looked like it only had one leg and it was hopping around. Feeling kinda sorry for it I tear off a bit of my sandwich and thow it to him. Just as it hits the ground he lowers his other leg, walks to the bread, picks it up, and flies away.
I can't believe a fscking bird played the handicap card on me.
I can't believe a fscking bird played the handicap card on me.