OK, so I was outsmarted by a pigeon.

atom

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So I'm outside eating lunch. As usual, theres many pigeons around looking for scraps. I usually don't feed em because I despise pigeons but I see what I thought was a crippled pigeon. It looked like it only had one leg and it was hopping around. Feeling kinda sorry for it I tear off a bit of my sandwich and thow it to him. Just as it hits the ground he lowers his other leg, walks to the bread, picks it up, and flies away.

I can't believe a fscking bird played the handicap card on me. :p
 

Wow, you got played, by a bird.

I've seen seagulls do similar on the beach. Bastards, animals have it good.
 

rival

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i figured you would go try to help it, and his buddies would fly away with your lunch