ok now

[erickj92]

i think i talked her outa it....

 

[DotheDamnTHing]

are you serious? if yes, guide her to professional help..i dont think atot is the most appropriate venue

 

[GasX]

seek professional help immediately. get the hell off the internet and do it now!

 

[Bumrush99]

This sounds like shens, cause anyone with half a brain will think its stupid to talk about killing yourself.

If this is not shens, call the police asap or get someone over there right now.

 

[erickj92]

well, her friend and her singed a pact...

 

[Steve]

Isn't there a suicide hotline? They could give you good advice on how to help your friend.

 

[Bumrush99]

Originally posted by: erickj92
well, her friend and her singed a pact...

You should join them then

 

[Canai]

pact?

 

[FoBoT]

turn them in to the authorities

 

[randomint]

get her a state-of-the-art webcam and drop us the link...

 

[DotheDamnTHing]

If this is shenefigans, motion for ban

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Bumrush99
This sounds like shens, cause anyone with half a brain will think its stupid to talk about killing yourself.

If this is not shens, call the police asap or get someone over there right now.

that is typically true unless the people involved are teenagers, which sounds to be the case

OP: call police or parents ASAP

 

[jhayx7]

Originally posted by: randomint
get her a state-of-the-art webcam and drop us the link...

vote for permaban! :|

 

[jhayx7]

Get help now! Talk to her parents and other friends, anybody!

A friend of mine killed herself last Thursday. Yesterday was the funeral... She left behind a beautiful daughter who will never know how special her mother was.

 

[gamepad]

TTIWWP... jk hehe

give her your support.

 

[Bumrush99]

My quick advice is to tell her you have a horse sized penis and want to show it to her before her and her friend singed the pact.. What song were they singing when the singed the pact

 

[Bumrush99]

So my advice worked? Great job!!!!

 

[erickj92]

ok, i removed the original lik cuz all of u were talking about ban so.... but i think i may have talked her outa it....

 

[MichaelD]

Text her (hip, emo people love texting) the lyrics to "Crawling In My Skin." Add in your own message at the end about how sorry you are for her and her meaningless life, how it's better that she not reproduce, etc.

90% of the "I'm gonna kill myself!" people are just confused and depressed and need a smack. The other 10% are really ill and probably should just off themselves before they reproduce.

Which group does she fall into? I hate all this oversensitive whiny touchy-feeling bullcrap. Anyone who talks about it just wants attention. If she was really going to do it, you'd never know beforehand b/c she would REALLY just do it.

Oh yeah....another song that she's probably too young to know about: "Hey Man, Nice Shot." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hey_Man,_Nice_Shot

 

[erickj92]

well this is prob the reason, her bf broke up with her yesterday...

 

[jhayx7]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Text her (hip, emo people love texting) the lyrics to "Crawling In My Skin." Add in your own message at the end about how sorry you are for her and her meaningless life, how it's better that she not reproduce, etc.

90% of the "I'm gonna kill myself!" people are just confused and depressed and need a smack. The other 10% are really ill and probably should just off themselves before they reproduce.

Which group does she fall into? I hate all this oversensitive whiny touchy-feeling bullcrap. Anyone who talks about it just wants attention. If she was really going to do it, you'd never know beforehand b/c she would REALLY just do it.

Oh yeah....another song that she's probably too young to know about: "Hey Man, Nice Shot." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hey_Man,_Nice_Shot

What about the people who are bi-polar and have to live through hell because of a chemical imbalance? They should just off themselves because they are ill? Maybe you should just off yourself.

 

[Bumrush99]

Originally posted by: erickj92
well this is prob the reason, her bf broke up with her yesterday...

So like any good man you should sweep in for sloppy seconds. Now you mentioned this singed pact with her friend, what does her friend have to do with her ex boyfriend? Did the friend decide her life was not worth living as well? Was this some sort of crazy love triangle????

 

[erickj92]

this may sound mean but i dont even care what her friend does.. im worried about her.... but still i dont want her friend to die

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: jhayx7

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Text her (hip, emo people love texting) the lyrics to "Crawling In My Skin." Add in your own message at the end about how sorry you are for her and her meaningless life, how it's better that she not reproduce, etc.

90% of the "I'm gonna kill myself!" people are just confused and depressed and need a smack. The other 10% are really ill and probably should just off themselves before they reproduce.

Which group does she fall into? I hate all this oversensitive whiny touchy-feeling bullcrap. Anyone who talks about it just wants attention. If she was really going to do it, you'd never know beforehand b/c she would REALLY just do it.

Oh yeah....another song that she's probably too young to know about: "Hey Man, Nice Shot." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hey_Man,_Nice_Shot

What about the people who are bi-polar and have to live through hell because of a chemical imbalance? They should just off themselves because they are ill? Maybe you should just off yourself.

I have a cousin that is severly bipolar. He attacked his father (my close uncle) with a baseball bat (hospitalizing him) and set the house on fire TWICE. He's been incarcerated, electroshocked, drugged, therapy-ized and everything else. As long as he's on his meds, he's stable. But when he's off them...best to leave the area. I don't know how my Aunt and Uncle put up with him.

If they are mentally ill, they should get help. If they are whining b/c their boyfriend left them and they are really that weak, then they really should not reproduce.

My cousin has no control over his actions...at least that's what the docs say. The cops tasered him last time in the middle of a busy intersection...and he was half naked. He really should be locked up. A whiny little turd does have control over their actions, and is just looking for attention.

Can you wrap your head around that, emo kid?

 

[Pastore]

What the hell. How old are you? My guess is you're 15 years old or less. Call 911, say there's a possible suicide at <insert address here>. If she's just bsing then it'll teach a lesson not to talk to people about offing yourself, you just DO IT.