Ok, now I just saw Paris, Nicole, and a Monkey

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WTF?

Now what I am wondering, and I'm sure lots of others are too, is whether there is going to be a new "Paris sex tape" released. LOL

I dunno, but that scenario struck me really weird. Have they graduated to beastiality?:shocked:
 

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No fantasy. Late night edition of the Simple Life, where Paris and Nicole are working at Burger King.

They just served this dude, who said "Only in america, can a Black man wear a Rolex, drive a Lexus, and see ya all working in a Burger King"., or something like that. :D
 

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Originally posted by: Shawn
Why are you watching The Simple Life?

I'm not. The wife went to bed and forgot to turn off the TV, so while I post here, I hear all this sh!t going on, in the back ground. I suppose I should just go turn it off.

 

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Simple Life is crazy, I admit I've watched parts of it a few times, never sit down wanting to watch it but I'll flip and it will be on. They are both fvckin crazy, if there isn't somebody behind the scenes telling them to be extra stupid and destroy ****** I really feel bad for them both. Some of the sh!t has to be scripted as nobody can be that dumb.

 

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Originally posted by: QueBert
Simple Life is crazy, I admit I've watched parts of it a few times, never sit down wanting to watch it but I'll flip and it will be on. They are both fvckin crazy, if there isn't somebody behind the scenes telling them to be extra stupid and destroy ****** I really feel bad for them both. Some of the sh!t has to be scripted as nobody can be that dumb.

Trust me, they are probably just as dumb as they appear, maybe dumber. The only reason either of them has a job is $$$$ and influence. Does anyone really believe those two ditz's could walk into an average McD's and get hired on the spot?