OK.....Not even I am sure about this one...But here it is.(A Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

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The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a plane crash over the Atlantic Ocean. Tragically they all died and went to the pearly gates together.
St. Peter was surprised to see them. "Oh, dear! We weren't expecting you and your quarters aren't ready yet. We can't take you in and we can't send you back!" Getting an idea, he picked up the celestial phone and called Lucifer. "I have three gentlemen who are ours, but their places aren't ready yet. Could you put them up for a couple of days? I'll owe you one." The Devil reluctantly agreed.

Two days later, St. Peter got a call. "Pete, this is Lucifer. You have to come get these three guys that are yours. This Pope guy is forgiving everybody, the Graham fellow is saving everybody, and Oral Roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning!"

 

ElFenix

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on a side note... wouldn't billy graham and oral roberts be offended at being in purgatory?
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: Lithium381
Hah, fairly old, but still got a bit of a kick out of it
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lol,wait,isn't that what Brutuskend's last g/friend said about him ?



Hahaha
Now THATS just mean!!
:p to you my dear!

BTW: Aren't we close to the same age?
 

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
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Originally posted by: Lithium381
Hah, fairly old, but still got a bit of a kick out of it
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lol,wait,isn't that what Brutuskend's last g/friend said about him ?



Hahaha
Now THATS just mean!!
:p to you my dear!

BTW: Aren't we close to the same age?



Hahaha,sorry dude, the"dangerous little woman" in me made me do it :D

As far as age goes I do believe I'm a few yrs younger :D
 

Brutuskend

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Uhhh I guess I miss read that first reply.

What I THOUGHT it said was "Hah, fairly old, but I still don't get it" !!!

Now THAT would have been MEAN!!
 

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Uhhh I guess I miss read that first reply.

What I THOUGHT it said was "Hah, fairly old, but I still don't get it" !!!

Now THAT would have been MEAN!!


lol,well they say eyesight's the first thing to go when you're nearing the end dude :p
 

Geekbabe

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Yeah, my glass's are sitting right here too.
I guess I should have had them on HUH?

Lol, I'm just playing with ya :)

leave em off,the world looks better that way imho... btw,I flunked an employment eye exam without my glasses so I've got no room to talk :)
 

Brutuskend

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Well at least I only need mine for reading small print! :D

And I made it into my late 40's before I needed them at all. Everyone else in my family has been wearing them for YEARS!

Strange, everyone else in the family has brown eyes and needed glasses. MY eyes are blue and I've had better than 20/20 up until a year ago....

BTW: Brutuskend LOVES it when Baff plays with him!!!!!!!!! ;)

Oh yeah, and be nice or I'm libel to dedicate THIS JOKE to YOU!!! ;)