ok...my turn for a joke

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: DrumminBoy
eww

 

[NewSc2]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
A group of first-year medical students is gathered around an operating table for their first anatomy lesson with a dead body.
?As a doctor, you?ll need to develop two key skills,? the professor begins. ?The first is stoicism. You can?t be disgusted by anything involving the human body.?
The professor then rolls the body over, sticks his finger into the corpse?s butt, withdraws it and sticks his finger in his mouth.
?Now do the same,? he instructs.
The horrified students hesitate, but eventually take turns dipping a finger into the cadaver?s anus and then sucking on it.
When everyone has finished, the professor continues, ?The second skill is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and then I sucked on my index finger. Pay attention.?

That's in Stuff magazine's current issue.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: NewSc2

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
A group of first-year medical students is gathered around an operating table for their first anatomy lesson with a dead body.
?As a doctor, you?ll need to develop two key skills,? the professor begins. ?The first is stoicism. You can?t be disgusted by anything involving the human body.?
The professor then rolls the body over, sticks his finger into the corpse?s butt, withdraws it and sticks his finger in his mouth.
?Now do the same,? he instructs.
The horrified students hesitate, but eventually take turns dipping a finger into the cadaver?s anus and then sucking on it.
When everyone has finished, the professor continues, ?The second skill is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and then I sucked on my index finger. Pay attention.?

That's in Stuff magazine's current issue.

FHM actually
also dont mind Qosis....he is still cranky about all the tank jokes I made in the war thread

 

[NewSc2]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: NewSc2

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
A group of first-year medical students is gathered around an operating table for their first anatomy lesson with a dead body.
?As a doctor, you?ll need to develop two key skills,? the professor begins. ?The first is stoicism. You can?t be disgusted by anything involving the human body.?
The professor then rolls the body over, sticks his finger into the corpse?s butt, withdraws it and sticks his finger in his mouth.
?Now do the same,? he instructs.
The horrified students hesitate, but eventually take turns dipping a finger into the cadaver?s anus and then sucking on it.
When everyone has finished, the professor continues, ?The second skill is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and then I sucked on my index finger. Pay attention.?

That's in Stuff magazine's current issue.

FHM actually
also dont mind Qosis....he is still cranky about all the tank jokes I made in the war thread

... it's also in Stuff..