Ok my son is suddenley 'different'. . .

[ch33zw1z]

time for "the talk", i would explain the "hit it & quit it" method to him...and give him some condoms.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: ch33zw1z
time for "the talk", i would explain the "hit it & quit it" method to him...and give him some condoms.

I agree with this. My parents never gave me "the talk" and I'm almost 19 and still haven't tapped anything better than a keg.

 

[episodic]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: ch33zw1z
time for "the talk", i would explain the "hit it & quit it" method to him...and give him some condoms.

I agree with this. My parents never gave me "the talk" and I'm almost 19 and still haven't tapped anything better than a keg.

I always thought you were older loke. ..

 

[brownzilla786]

wanting to call girls is normal, atleast you know hes not gay
as for the poetry, he looks like on the path to emo, read what he writes see what you can get from it
the cloths part is normal, in highschool clothes are used as a social status, so wanting "new" or "better" makes him think he can fit in better
If he wants streaks in his hair, slap him, then shave his head bald.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: episodic

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: ch33zw1z
time for "the talk", i would explain the "hit it & quit it" method to him...and give him some condoms.

I agree with this. My parents never gave me "the talk" and I'm almost 19 and still haven't tapped anything better than a keg.

I always thought you were older loke. ..

How old did you think I was? ^^;

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: episodic

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: ch33zw1z
time for "the talk", i would explain the "hit it & quit it" method to him...and give him some condoms.

I agree with this. My parents never gave me "the talk" and I'm almost 19 and still haven't tapped anything better than a keg.

I always thought you were older loke. ..

I thought he was younger so i guess it all evens out

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: episodic

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: ch33zw1z
time for "the talk", i would explain the "hit it & quit it" method to him...and give him some condoms.

I agree with this. My parents never gave me "the talk" and I'm almost 19 and still haven't tapped anything better than a keg.

I always thought you were older loke. ..

Funny, I always thought he was younger...

 

[Praxis1452]

poetry? ****** yo I'd like be "talk to your mother".

Same applies to hair-streaking. After he gets his heart crushed for the first time then explain the hit&quit method. That'll stick. Once all the "love crap" is over he'll be normal... or emo. So get to explaining quick.

 

[randay]

buy him a fleshlight.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: randay
give him your used fleshlight.

Fixed.

 

[kranky]

And this corresponded with the start of the school year?

 

[So]

Ask him how great it feels now, and then explain how much better it'll be when the other one drops.

 

[EGGO]

What music does he listen to?

 

[Koing]

My little bro (11) has started to swear a bit more . Funny to hear him say 'f0ck' lol. I of course tell him to not swear...

Koing

 

[eits]

he decided he wanted to stop being like his dad and start attracting women.

 

[schneiderguy]

whatever you do, DONT let him turn emo

 

[platinumike]

wtf? the kid is 12 yrs old and everyone is saying for him to help his son get laid?

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
whatever you do, DONT let him get an account here, we don't need anymore fvcking teenagers!

Fixed!

 

[thoro86]

Your son is crazy

in love

 

[mobobuff]

He got smacked with the emo stick!

"I like to smell like an axe sometimes..."

 

[iRONic]

Originally posted by: episodic
He has in the last 2 weeks:

Started writing poetry.
Started wanting to call girls.
Started wanting to go and get his hair streaked.
Suddenley his cloths are not cool.
Suddenly started wanting "Axe Body Spray". . .


I think I'm in for a long ride. . .

He turns 13 next month.

He's bangin' his teacher. Duh.....

 

[z0mb13]

Make sure he always has a box of kleenex next to his bed!

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
whatever you do, DONT let him start posting in ATOT

fixed

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: episodic
He has in the last 2 weeks:

Started writing poetry.
Started wanting to call girls.
Started wanting to go and get his hair streaked.
Suddenley his cloths are not cool.
Suddenly started wanting "Axe Body Spray". . .


I think I'm in for a long ride. . .

He turns 13 next month.

I was with you up to the getting his hair streaked part...

i was up w/you till the writing peotry part?!

 

[thesurge]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: schneiderguy
whatever you do, DONT let him repost something a few posts up

fixed

fixed.