I was coming back from the supermarket tonight, 11:30pm (they close at midnight). Tooling down the highway, driving the speed limit. Saw the cops on the right shoulder up about one mile away with their lights on. There was a tractor trailer about 30 feet ahead of me, in the nearest lane. Figured he'd want to move over, so I changed lanes to let him slide over (toward the left).
Passed the cop, changed lanes back (so did the big rig). I got over to the right hand lane because my exit was coming up, using my blinkers and changing lanes safely. Just as I took the exit ramp, I notice this car in my rear view coming up on me very aggressively. Looking at the headlight and grill configuration, I can tell its a Ford Crown Victoria, and then half-way up the exit ramp, I can see the lights on top (but they were off). Its either the Highway Patrol or my local PD, they have nearly identical cars.
I figured, the way he came up on me so fast, he was responding to another call or complaint. So I wasn't worried about it, I figured he would just pass me. I turned and crossed the overpass. He got right on my ass. I was like..."WTH?" There is absolutely no reason for him to be scrutinizing me, at all. I did nothing unsafe or any moving violations, everything on my car is in order, so I was still expecting him to blow by me at any time, on the way to some other thing. He had multiple opportunities, there was not a single oncoming car in the other direction.
But then he follows me for like another two miles and two turns, passed about six cross streets. Fucker. He never pulled me over but bricks were being shat because I don't have a license.
I hate it when their only reason for scrutinizing you is "Ahh yes, a car. And its driving, on the road. And driving the speed limit, no less. Very suspicious. Good enough reason to run his plates and follow behind him for three fucking miles."