Listen up, this is to all of your high school and young college kids (YES, you are still kids!). Do you guys realize how ridiculous you look by growing pubes on your face? Yes, we all realize you think it makes you look more grown up, but face it... it's looks like you've been rubbing your face in your crotch. I'm referring to peach fuzzz or trying to look like you have peach fuzz.... it's just looks terrible. Keep shaving and perhaps some day you'll be able to grow a normal beard, goatee, mustache or whatever you choose. And for you guys that just don't grow hair normally on your face... don't even try to look like you are normal, it almost looks just as bad. I've got a friend who can only grow sparse short curly hairs on the bottom of his chin. None above his lip, none on his chin, just below. It's looks bad....
Next, have you guys ever thought about dressing nicer? Nothing says 12 years old than a tie dyed shirt and long bleach blond hair. This is only acceptable if you are a busty and beautiful woman, guys (especially you skaters) just grow up a little and cut your damn hair already. Damn hippies!
Next, mullets are out. Even a semi-mullet is out. Guys should not have more hair in the back than they do on top. In same cases this even goes for you older guys.
Next, if you have bad teeth, keep your mouth closed. Nuff said.
Next, if you are fat (Hell, I'm fat... I'll admit it) don't try and look skinny by wearing stuff that is entirely to small for you, it makes the rest of us look bad. As if fat people don't already have a bad repuatation, Jimmy and his muscle shirt with shorts isn't helping us one bit.
Next, WASH YOUR DAMN HAIR! I keep seeing you damn lazy kids around campus that look like their momma's just woke them up 10 minutes ago. If you don't have time to wash it (which i can understand in a very select cases) at least brush or comb it. And no sticking your head in a toilet and flushing doesn't work.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not judging! I'm just trying to give you a guys a little heads about things that you'll eventually learn. Wanting to look like a doofus usually wears off, why not get in on it ahead of time?
Jugs