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OK ive got a question.

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userman

Banned
Just supose for a few seconds that you went to a strip club and spent $100 total.
$5.00 to get in
$15.00 in drinks (For the strippers and yourself)
$15.00 on the main stage girls.
$5.00 to get into the wild side. 😛
And the rest on two hot 22 year old strippers that are room mates. (IE double lap dances with bolth girls at the same time)
After 4.5 hours of fun the club closes and the two hot girls want you to come over to there apartment for drinks.

Now that the stage is set, the question comes.

Whats the chance of a threesome? (Yeah i know that I would get pecker rot even with a condom but this is pretend)

I mean theres a good chance that they could that they would tie you to the bed and jam carrots in your pooper.

So if you are in the situation described above, would you go have drinks?

(I need to know in the next hour or so)

Remember this is pretend.
 
Originally posted by: userman
Just supose for a few seconds that you went to a strip club and spent $100 total.
$5.00 to get in
$15.00 in drinks (For the strippers and yourself)
$15.00 on the main stage girls.
$5.00 to get into the wild side. 😛
And the rest on two hot 22 year old strippers that are room mates. (IE double lap dances with bolth girls at the same time)
After 4.5 hours of fun the club closes and the two hot girls want you to come over to there apartment for drinks.

Now that the stage is set, the question comes.

Whats the chance of a threesome? (Yeah i know that I would get pecker rot even with a condom but this is pretend)

I mean theres a good chance that they could that they would tie you to the bed and jam carrots in your pooper.

So if you are in the situation described above, would you go have drinks?

(I need to know in the next hour or so)

Remember this is pretend.
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well... first you gotta ask yourself. Do you feel comfortable doing things like that with your mother and sister?
 
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: userman
Just supose for a few seconds that you went to a strip club and spent $100 total.
$5.00 to get in
$15.00 in drinks (For the strippers and yourself)
$15.00 on the main stage girls.
$5.00 to get into the wild side. 😛
And the rest on two hot 22 year old strippers that are room mates. (IE double lap dances with bolth girls at the same time)
After 4.5 hours of fun the club closes and the two hot girls want you to come over to there apartment for drinks.

Now that the stage is set, the question comes.

Whats the chance of a threesome? (Yeah i know that I would get pecker rot even with a condom but this is pretend)

I mean theres a good chance that they could that they would tie you to the bed and jam carrots in your pooper.

So if you are in the situation described above, would you go have drinks?

(I need to know in the next hour or so)

Remember this is pretend.
Click to expand...

well... first you gotta ask yourself. Do you feel comfortable doing things like that with your mother and sister?
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WTF you sicko, its your mom and sister.
 
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: userman
Just supose for a few seconds that you went to a strip club and spent $100 total.
$5.00 to get in
$15.00 in drinks (For the strippers and yourself)
$15.00 on the main stage girls.
$5.00 to get into the wild side. 😛
And the rest on two hot 22 year old strippers that are room mates. (IE double lap dances with bolth girls at the same time)
After 4.5 hours of fun the club closes and the two hot girls want you to come over to there apartment for drinks.

Now that the stage is set, the question comes.

Whats the chance of a threesome? (Yeah i know that I would get pecker rot even with a condom but this is pretend)

I mean theres a good chance that they could that they would tie you to the bed and jam carrots in your pooper.

So if you are in the situation described above, would you go have drinks?

(I need to know in the next hour or so)

Remember this is pretend.
Click to expand...

well... first you gotta ask yourself. Do you feel comfortable doing things like that with your mother and sister?
Click to expand...


OMGPWNED!!!!!

Ba-fukin-haha!


 
I have personally known quite a few strippers and the stereotypes about them is complete BS for the most part. They almost never have anything to do with the people they meet at work, if they do then they think you are something special. The ones you have to watch out for are the ones that will fvck you for money, those are the skankers, the ones that will actually meet you outside of work are no different than any women you would meet anywhere else.
 
Just because they are strippers does not mean they
will rot your pecker....

There are plenty of skanks out there that aren't strippers that will
not only rot it but cause it to drop off and crumble.

You want my opinion as a woman? Go for it and experience
something fun while you have the chance.
 
Originally posted by: Ronstang
I have personally known quite a few strippers and the stereotypes about them is complete BS for the most part. They almost never have anything to do with the people they meet at work, if they do then they think you are something special. The ones you have to watch out for are the ones that will fvck you for money, those are the skankers, the ones that will actually meet you outside of work are no different than any women you would meet anywhere else.
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QFT!
 
Originally posted by: userman
Originally posted by: Ronstang
I have personally known quite a few strippers and the stereotypes about them is complete BS for the most part. They almost never have anything to do with the people they meet at work, if they do then they think you are something special. The ones you have to watch out for are the ones that will fvck you for money, those are the skankers, the ones that will actually meet you outside of work are no different than any women you would meet anywhere else.
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QFT!
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QFTx2!
 
Originally posted by: userman
Just supose for a few seconds that you went to a strip club and spent $100 total.
$5.00 to get in
$15.00 in drinks (For the strippers and yourself)
$15.00 on the main stage girls.
$5.00 to get into the wild side. 😛
And the rest on two hot 22 year old strippers that are room mates. (IE double lap dances with bolth girls at the same time)
After 4.5 hours of fun the club closes and the two hot girls want you to come over to there apartment for drinks.

Now that the stage is set, the question comes.

Whats the chance of a threesome? (Yeah i know that I would get pecker rot even with a condom but this is pretend)

I mean theres a good chance that they could that they would tie you to the bed and jam carrots in your pooper.

So if you are in the situation described above, would you go have drinks?

(I need to know in the next hour or so)

Remember this is pretend.
Click to expand...

This is such a load of science fiction BS. How the hell do you spend 4.5 hours in a strip club and only spend $100? And assuming that it's even possible (which it isn't) after such a flagrant display of broke-ness how in the hell are two strippers going to want to take you home? (Even to shove carrots up your pooper for being such a poser)
 
Ill have to comeup with a pretend awnser to my question.

So for the most part you go for it, even though theres a chance that you get a carrot up the pooper. Hmmm i guess it wouldnt be too bad if two hot girls are jamming it in.
 
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: userman
Just supose for a few seconds that you went to a strip club and spent $100 total.
$5.00 to get in
$15.00 in drinks (For the strippers and yourself)
$15.00 on the main stage girls.
$5.00 to get into the wild side. 😛
And the rest on two hot 22 year old strippers that are room mates. (IE double lap dances with bolth girls at the same time)
After 4.5 hours of fun the club closes and the two hot girls want you to come over to there apartment for drinks.

Now that the stage is set, the question comes.

Whats the chance of a threesome? (Yeah i know that I would get pecker rot even with a condom but this is pretend)

I mean theres a good chance that they could that they would tie you to the bed and jam carrots in your pooper.

So if you are in the situation described above, would you go have drinks?

(I need to know in the next hour or so)

Remember this is pretend.
Click to expand...

This is such a load of science fiction BS. How the hell do you spend 4.5 hours in a strip club and only spend $100? And assuming that it's even possible (which it isn't) after such a flagrant display of broke-ness how in the hell are two strippers going to want to take you home? (Even to shove carrots up your pooper for being such a poser)
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Hey dumass i never said that it is real and i didnt say that it wasnt.
 
Did they actually tell you that they want to shove a carrot up your ass? I mean, assuming that this is true, which any retard would know that it is
 
Originally posted by: userman
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: userman
Just supose for a few seconds that you went to a strip club and spent $100 total.
$5.00 to get in
$15.00 in drinks (For the strippers and yourself)
$15.00 on the main stage girls.
$5.00 to get into the wild side. 😛
And the rest on two hot 22 year old strippers that are room mates. (IE double lap dances with bolth girls at the same time)
After 4.5 hours of fun the club closes and the two hot girls want you to come over to there apartment for drinks.

Now that the stage is set, the question comes.

Whats the chance of a threesome? (Yeah i know that I would get pecker rot even with a condom but this is pretend)

I mean theres a good chance that they could that they would tie you to the bed and jam carrots in your pooper.

So if you are in the situation described above, would you go have drinks?

(I need to know in the next hour or so)

Remember this is pretend.
Click to expand...

This is such a load of science fiction BS. How the hell do you spend 4.5 hours in a strip club and only spend $100? And assuming that it's even possible (which it isn't) after such a flagrant display of broke-ness how in the hell are two strippers going to want to take you home? (Even to shove carrots up your pooper for being such a poser)
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Hey dumass i never said that it is real and i didnt say that it wasnt.
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LOL... Well if you're going to pose a question like this at least be in the realm of reality. Say that you went to the VIP room with two chicks and spent $2000 of the very substantial wad you brought in or something.

$100?

How old are you?
 
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