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Ok.. I'm naive....

jonnyGURU

jonnyGURU

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So I'm at the drive through and I notice this semi-hot chick (no pics, sorry.) standing out on the street curb. I notice that as trucks go by, she's sticking her thumb out as if to hitchhike.

I know of at least three different city buses that pass this intersection every hour, so after I got my order I grabbed a dollar bill out of my ashtray and pull up to her.

I rolled down the passenger window and leaned over to talk to her.

"You know, it's not really safe to hitchhike out here. There's a few buses that come through here that go back into town. I've got a buck for you if you need it. I think fare is like 75 ce....."

"I'm a hooker."

"Umm... Huh?"

"I'm a hooker. Have a nice day."

Gulp. I just smiled, waved, and drove off.

Oh my. 😱 :Q :shocked:
 
Originally posted by: jonnyGURU
So I'm at the drive through and I notice this semi-hot chick (no pics, sorry.) standing out on the street curb. I notice that as trucks go by, she's sticking her thumb out as if to hitchhike.

I know of at least three different city buses that pass this intersection every hour, so after I got my order I grabbed a dollar bill out of my ashtray and pull up to her.

I rolled down the passenger window and leaned over to talk to her.

"You know, it's not really safe to hitchhike out here. There's a few buses that come through here that go back into town. I've got a buck for you if you need it. I think fare is like 75 ce....."

"I'm a hooker."

"Umm... Huh?"

"I'm a hooker. Have a nice day."

"In that case, I have a backseat, a pound of blow in the trunk and a crisp $100 bill"

Oh my. 😱 :Q :shocked:
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fixed 😀
 
Congrats ... your licence plate will now list you as being a john. Smile for the camera! 😀
 
Originally posted by: UpgradeFailure
Could you imagine if a Cop happened to drive by, as you were getting money, with your window down, talking to a hooker? Classic.
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Oh man, that would have been hilarious.
 
that would suck to be arrested for solicitation when you were offering her busfare :laugh:

see what being a nice guy gets you? at least she was polite (the way you told it she was polite) i wonder why she didn't try to get you to , be a customer
 
Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
Originally posted by: UpgradeFailure
Could you imagine if a Cop happened to drive by, as you were getting money, with your window down, talking to a hooker? Classic.
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Oh man, that would have been hilarious.
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For us, yes... for JohnnyGuru... not so much... :evil:
 
Originally posted by: FoBoT
that would suck to be arrested for solicitation when you were offering her busfare :laugh:

see what being a nice guy gets you? at least she was polite (the way you told it she was polite) i wonder why she didn't try to get you to , be a customer
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he scrounged around for a buck...she probably took the hint lol :thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: FoBoT
i wonder why she didn't try to get you to , be a customer
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I think she was a little surprised by me. Although the look on her face was something along the lines of, "God, can this guy really be this dumb."

She sort of had a big grin of disbelief on her face, like if someone came up to you and said, "your house just blew up, but you won the lottery."

 
I had the same experience except that I had a passenger and it was pouring rain so I had a witness to my stupidity. 🙂
 
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