OK, I'm bored. Pickup lines

[TripleJ]

I'm waiting for dinner to cook and some better TV programs to come on. So, the only one I have is: 'Have you ever tripped over a branch? How about a root?'

As a side note, when I went on a biology camp a couple of years ago, the teacher wasn't very impressed with our mayhem the night before, keeping everybody awake. So he told us that it would not be tolerated tonight by warning: "If you wanna be a pain in the arse, you can sleep in my room tonight!". That got the teacher red faced and all of us in stitches. The butt of all jokes for the rest of the year.

 

[JohnnyKnoxville]

Mmmm whats for dinner tonite???

Wombat stew????

 

[crYnOid]

I noticed that your are in perth, well you will be glad to know that the world hasn't ended yet And i know who was the most request on JJJ tonight (but i am not tellin' you, you will have to wait )

As for a pick-up lines I kind of like the one a chick used on one for my friends. "Hey, don't I know you? Aren't you the guy that ripped me off in the car park?" (He works in a car park and he ripped her off, he got some action that night, a night he would rather forget(someone hit her with an ugly stick:disgust)