- Jun 24, 2002
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I was weak, and I just couldn't help myself. I had (like all the rest of you) heard how bad it was. But I couldn't believe that the network gurus would put something that bad on the air. Boy was I wrong. At the risk of spoiling your rerun fun here's a summary (I didn't/couldn't watch the entire show):
Anna (AKA goldiggerasaurus Rex) goes to a tatoo parlour with her extremely uncharismatic sister. Her sister gets "Anna Nicole" tattooed on her arm because "of all the things she has done for me and because she is a great person and role model" (!?). Anna then pushes her into getting her tongue pierced. It went really well with the purple hair and blank look on her face. Anna then gets one of her tattooes worked on/expanded. I must admit she has nice skin, there is just way too much of it for my taste.
Anna's personal assistant and obviously gay interior decorator (there's a stereotype for you) arrange furniture in Anna's new house. The decorator gets browbeaten for not ordering a box spring because "the bedspread now sags and hangs poorly on the bed". The personal assistant (who for some reason is carrying a dog around like a 90 year old woman) notifies him that 2 weeks is much too long to get a box spring, and it needs to be sooner. The decorator was pretty funny. At least the bedroom was fashionably decorated in the latest leopard skin and red velvet.
Anna goes into a diatribe about how mad she is with her assistant, and refuses to let him hug her. She then let's us all know that she is not really mad, but is pretending to keep him on his toes. I'm sure all five of us viewers were very relieved.
Well, I now feel, after watching this, that I have lost at least a few billion brain cells. They basically ran screaming away from me in the first few seconds of the show, never to return. Speaking of brain cells, if Anna's slurring of words and incoherent sentences are any indication, she is losing brain cells at an alarming rate. I remember seeing her on Letterman about 60 pounds ago and she at least seemed lucid.
Well, hope I didn't spoil anything for anyone.
Anna (AKA goldiggerasaurus Rex) goes to a tatoo parlour with her extremely uncharismatic sister. Her sister gets "Anna Nicole" tattooed on her arm because "of all the things she has done for me and because she is a great person and role model" (!?). Anna then pushes her into getting her tongue pierced. It went really well with the purple hair and blank look on her face. Anna then gets one of her tattooes worked on/expanded. I must admit she has nice skin, there is just way too much of it for my taste.
Anna's personal assistant and obviously gay interior decorator (there's a stereotype for you) arrange furniture in Anna's new house. The decorator gets browbeaten for not ordering a box spring because "the bedspread now sags and hangs poorly on the bed". The personal assistant (who for some reason is carrying a dog around like a 90 year old woman) notifies him that 2 weeks is much too long to get a box spring, and it needs to be sooner. The decorator was pretty funny. At least the bedroom was fashionably decorated in the latest leopard skin and red velvet.
Anna goes into a diatribe about how mad she is with her assistant, and refuses to let him hug her. She then let's us all know that she is not really mad, but is pretending to keep him on his toes. I'm sure all five of us viewers were very relieved.
Well, I now feel, after watching this, that I have lost at least a few billion brain cells. They basically ran screaming away from me in the first few seconds of the show, never to return. Speaking of brain cells, if Anna's slurring of words and incoherent sentences are any indication, she is losing brain cells at an alarming rate. I remember seeing her on Letterman about 60 pounds ago and she at least seemed lucid.
Well, hope I didn't spoil anything for anyone.