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Ok I know it's been awhile, so here it is.. (A Brutuskend JOKE)

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Brutuskend

Lifer
Q: What's green, two miles long, and has a asshole every two feet?

A: The Saint Patrick's Day Parade.




(relax....I'm Irish too!
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What's green, has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree and landed on your head would kill you?



a pool table


What's green and has 47 wheels?





grass, I lied about the wheels.
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Q: What's green, two miles long, and has a asshole every two feet?

A: The Saint Patrick's Day Parade.




(relax....I'm Irish too!
rolleye.gif
)
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Um, ok... wait for it... I should laugh sometime... it's coming... almost...

Nope, didn't laugh. Please try again.
 
Originally posted by: ryzmah
What's green, has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree and landed on your head would kill you?



a pool table


What's green and has 47 wheels?





grass, I lied about the wheels.
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hahaha
 
i hope there's another brutuskend joke comin up soon because this one isnt as funny as previous ones 😛

<-- was sad there werent any joke threads the past few weeks
 
Sorry.

My old friend back in Mo. was sending me alot of them, he seems to have dropped off the face of the earth lately though! 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Sorry.

My old friend back in Mo. was sending me alot of them, he seems to have dropped off the face of the earth lately though! 🙁
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So shouldn't you be labeling them "A Brutuskend's-old-friend-back-in-Mo.'s JOKE"?
 
Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Sorry.

My old friend back in Mo. was sending me alot of them, he seems to have dropped off the face of the earth lately though! 🙁
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So shouldn't you be labeling them "A Brutuskend's-old-friend-back-in-Mo.'s JOKE"?
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Yeah maybe so, but then that's a LOT of typing. Plus I'm sure HE gets them from someone else, and THEY get them from someone else, and..... Well you get the idea.

 
Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: Shantanu
Is your name really David Kendall? That sounds made up.
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Nope, it's real.
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Surely you all remember me.
I was the lawyer for that guy that got in all that trouble. 😉
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this you?
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No...that's not really me. (Thank GOD)

But the bastard DID steal my name, think I have a case?
 
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