Ok. I just found the most weirdest message on my answering machine

[Iron Woode]

I was out for quite some time today and I got back not too long ago to find 5 messages on my answering machine. Not that unusual.

One was from my father, another from an exGF, one from my friend Dave, one from my co-worker about swapping shifts and one from some sex starved bimbo.

LOL. I have no idea who she is but I wish I did! She must've dialed the wrong number because I don't recognise the voice. However, she has one sexy voice. She said she wanted (some guy) to come over and %^&* her and then went on to describe what she wanted him to do to her and what she wanted to do to him.

It was like listening to some pron movie.

Where can I find women like this?

 

[kranky]

She found you, didn't she?

 

[vshah]

this happens every now and then on my cell. some horny chick calls me up and begs me to fvck her and to have phone sex w/ her... i've never been able to figure out who it is.

-Vivan

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Where can I find women like this?

Heaven?

Hell?

 

[gopunk]

10 bucks says she's overweight though... sorry to burst your bubble

 

[AnitaPeterson]

that's what *69 is for...

 

[cronos]

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Where can I find women like this?

Heaven?

Hell?

good answer. probably both

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson
that's what *69 is for...

:beer:

 

[silverpig]

-> .mp3 and post it

 

[Shivatron]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson
that's what *69 is for...

:beer:

Ironic, isn't it...

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: vshah
this happens every now and then on my cell. some horny chick calls me up and begs me to fvck her and to have phone sex w/ her... i've never been able to figure out who it is.

-Vivan

I take out my robe and wizard hat?

 

[Atomicus]

record it onto your computer and host the audio

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: gotsmack

Originally posted by: vshah
this happens every now and then on my cell. some horny chick calls me up and begs me to fvck her and to have phone sex w/ her... i've never been able to figure out who it is.

-Vivan

I take out my robe and wizard hat?

LOL!

Seriously, next time that horny chick calls...pull a bloodninja.

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: Atomicus
record it onto your computer and host the audio

!!!

 

[Pex]

Originally posted by: xcript

Originally posted by: Atomicus
record it onto your computer and host the audio

!!!

 

[datdamkid]

Originally posted by: Pex

Originally posted by: xcript

Originally posted by: Atomicus
record it onto your computer and host the audio

!!!

!!!!!

 

[KarenMarie]

chances are that if you *69 the call you will find it to me a sex chat line and it will cost you big bucks if you call the number!

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: datdamkid

Originally posted by: Pex

Originally posted by: xcript

Originally posted by: Atomicus
record it onto your computer and host the audio

!!!

!!!!!

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:thumbsup:

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: Atomicus
record it onto your computer and host the audio

Sure, steal my idea...

 

[MC]

Originally posted by: Atomicus
record it onto your computer and host the audio

 

[warcrow]

call her! ...dont you have the feature to search through call id history?

 

[Pex]

nice tuna warcrow

 

[DurocShark]

If you don't wanna deal with hosting, seed it as a torrent.

 

[tranceport]

I'll host the mp3!

 

[Iron Woode]

LOL at all of you!

Its been erased.

I don't have caller ID.

When I first heard it, I thought of bloodninja.

"I put on my robe and wizard hat"