Ok, I gotta remember this one....

[Wheezer]

So I have an appointment at 2 pm and the woman calls and leaves me message that will not make it because one of her calves was hit by lightning and killed last night and I am sure this is very sad for her, but the only thing I could think of was...."mmmmmm.......veal!"

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: Wheezer
So I have an appointment at 2 pm and the woman calls and leaves me message that will not make it because one of her calves was hit by lightning and killed last night and I am sure this is very sad for her, but the only thing I could think of was...."mmmmmm.......veal!"

Mmm kay, until the last word of the post, I thought you were referring to her legs.

 

[BassBomb]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: Wheezer
So I have an appointment at 2 pm and the woman calls and leaves me message that will not make it because one of her calves was hit by lightning and killed last night and I am sure this is very sad for her, but the only thing I could think of was...."mmmmmm.......veal!"

Mmm kay, until the last word of the post, I thought you were referring to her legs.

me too

 

[SpunkyJones]

I'm from the big city, I thought you were talking about her legs.

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: BassBomb

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: Wheezer
So I have an appointment at 2 pm and the woman calls and leaves me message that will not make it because one of her calves was hit by lightning and killed last night and I am sure this is very sad for her, but the only thing I could think of was...."mmmmmm.......veal!"

Mmm kay, until the last word of the post, I thought you were referring to her legs.

me too

same.

 

[Miklebud]

ORLY? :Q

 

[Vehemence]

:camera:s?

 

[JakwoW]

Originally posted by: Tremulant

Originally posted by: BassBomb

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: Wheezer
So I have an appointment at 2 pm and the woman calls and leaves me message that will not make it because one of her calves was hit by lightning and killed last night and I am sure this is very sad for her, but the only thing I could think of was...."mmmmmm.......veal!"

Mmm kay, until the last word of the post, I thought you were referring to her legs.

me too

same.

Glad I wasn't the only one.

 

[Captante]

Not just Veal ... Lightening-roasted veal!

 

[Anubis]

looks like im the only one who got it before the end lol

 

[TheKub]

She had a calf that died due to a lighting strike. Calves is the plural.

<- Uncle owns a dairy farm.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: Captante
Not just Veal ... Lightening-roasted veal!

Sounds delicious! Talk about roasting at a high heat. If you're luck it hit the baby cow upper third of the rib secion. Should make for some awesome charred veal chops.

 

[Wheezer]

you guys are all so smart yet you surprise me....how the hell can you derive it would even remotely be about a womans leg when the first sentence is:

one of her calves was hit by lightning and killed

how the fuck does lightning kill a section of a human leg?!?!!

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: Wheezer
you guys are all so smart yet you surprise me....how the hell can you derive it would even remotely be about a womans leg when the first sentence is:

one of her calves was hit by lightning and killed

how the fuck does lightning kill a section of a human leg?!?!!

she got big legs?

 

[JakwoW]

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Wheezer
you guys are all so smart yet you surprise me....how the hell can you derive it would even remotely be about a womans leg when the first sentence is:

one of her calves was hit by lightning and killed

how the fuck does lightning kill a section of a human leg?!?!!

she got big legs?

IDK. Master Shake claims that a car can be murdered . . .

edited because i'm dumb.

 

[KeithTalent]

So she's walking with a limp now? Makes her easier to catch I guess.

KT

 

[MaxDepth]

With your best Bart Simpson voice, leave her a message, "don't have a cow, man!"

 

[hiromizu]

poor krowka

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

Originally posted by: Captante
Not just Veal ... Lightening-roasted veal!

"What would you call that flavor?"
"...Lightning-y?"

 

[ViviTheMage]

I know what a calf is..hooray!

 

[BurnItDwn]

I thought "calf" being cow was pretty obvious from the context. That said, I live only 1 state away from Wisconsin, which has more cows than people. I also really like the beer "Spotted Cow."