OK greenthumbs...identify this plant

[RU482]

What the heck is this?? It's growing all over my back yard, amongst the Dandilions
pic 1
pic 2
pic 3

 

[IAteYourMother]

u suck at teh linking

 

[IAteYourMother]

 

[Bootprint]

<Hushed voice>
"We've secretly replaced redly1's dandilions with specially modified hemp plants"
"Watch as he tries and explain the situation to the Drug squad."
</Hush voice>

 

[IAteYourMother]

meh, just copy-pasted and I must admit I have no clue.

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
<Hushed voice>
"We've secretly replaced redly1's dandilions with specially modified hemp plants"
"Watch as he tries and explain the situation to the Drug squad."
</Hush voice>

I SOOOOO want it to be doobie

 

[skyking]

does it have fine thorns on the stems and backside of the leaves?

 

[RU482]

no

 

[Grey]

Notice any flowers?

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: redly1

Originally posted by: Bootprint
<Hushed voice>
"We've secretly replaced redly1's dandilions with specially modified hemp plants"
"Watch as he tries and explain the situation to the Drug squad."
</Hush voice>

I SOOOOO want it to be doobie

Well then,

1. Dry leaves of unknown plant and place in baggie.
2. Drive to rival town, say Selbyville.
3. Sell #1 as Happygrass at highschool
4. Using Profits purchase really MaryJane.
5. Watch for news in paper for strange ailment at high school.

 

[myusername]

3 links to the same pic?
Not weed, but dry some and try smoking it and let us know if it does anything.

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Well then,

1. Dry leaves of unknown plant and place in baggie.
2. Drive to rival town, say Selbyville.
3. Sell #1 as Happygrass at highschool
4. Using Profits purchase really MaryJane.
5. Watch for news in paper for strange ailment at high school.

I can tell I've got you excited
I bought a van in Shelbyville once

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: myusername
3 links to the same pic?
Not weed, but dry some and try smoking it and let us know if it does anything.

fixed

 

[Grey]

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/usergallery.php?user=redly1&simple=1&orderby=date

 

[imported_hscorpio]

That is not a cannabis plant.

 

[Xionide]

Its not what you want it to be.

 

[Green Man]

kinda looks like Stinging Nettles

 

[skyking]

Originally posted by: Green Man
kinda looks like Stinging Nettles

That is why I asked about fine thorns.................doubtful.

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: Grey
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/usergallery.php?user=redly1&simple=1&orderby=date

PS...all that stuff is for sale...PM me if interested

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: Green Man
kinda looks like Stinging Nettles

no...I see the similarity...but the leaves are more...maple shaped

 

[Grey]

Any flowers you have ever noticed?

 

[RU482]

no, not yet...plus...this is my first spring in this yard. moved here in Feb

 

[djheater]

Both my wife and I recognize it as a common weed, but neither of us can identify it. Which is odd for my wife... she knows a lot... Her hobby is edible wild plants so it's probably not edible.

 

[Grey]

Sometimes people plant perennial plants and they turn out to be invasive as heck. It looks so familiar to me, I am looking through my perennial books. Does it seem to be concentrated by any flower beds?

 

[RU482]

Originally posted by: Grey
Sometimes people plant perennial plants and they turn out to be invasive as heck. It looks so familiar to me, I am looking through my perennial books. Does it seem to be concentrated by any flower beds?

it's concentrated in the back of the yard in front of the Lilac bushes
the plants are mostly in a line running east west
there is also a line of peony busshes running north south.